Trump expels 60 Russian porn stars

29 Mar 2018

DONALD Trump has expelled 60 top Russian adult movie stars from the US in response to the Stormy Daniels TV interview.

The White House confirmed the move saying that Trump had hand-picked the actors to be repatriated from a list that just happened to be on his computer.

A White House spokesperson said: “If we let these Russian performers stay then we run the risk of more hard-hitting hour-long interviews about the president’s slug-like naked body, and how it looks like 250 pounds of raw sausage meat removed from its casing.”

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29 Mar 2018

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

29 Mar 2018

And doing it Russian-style is so much fun. Maybe he is just deporting the ones less than D-cup, cause you can't really Russian a Russian with A-cup breasts.

What about the White Russian?

7 Jun 2020

Thought he was married to one