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What is your favorite episode of Seinfeld?
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Mine is “The Marine Biologist.”
This thread should be renamed to "favorite mod" ;)
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This thread should be renamed to "favorite mod" ;)
so, you want me to change the name to "sprite"?
edit. never watched Seinfeld. is it a documentary series...?
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Primus Omnium
"The Little Kicks" where Elaine dances.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
OMG there are so many!!! The one where Kramer has the Merv Griffin set in his apartment. The Contest, of course. And Terri Hatcher and the alleged implants: "They're real, and they're spectacular!"
I frikkin love that show. I even wrote a Shard where the guy is watching Seinfeld.
I frikkin love that show. I even wrote a Shard where the guy is watching Seinfeld.
Active Ink Slinger
"The Boyfriend", the whole scenario of Kramer and Newman accusing Keith Hernandez of spitting on them.
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so, you want me to change the name to "sprite"?
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Troublemaker
I was never a fan of Seinfeld, in fact I hated it. I did see most of the Soup Nazi episode which actually became kinda funny when I found a soup place in Toronto, Canada that was similar. You had to place your soup order, then your bread order then at the cashier you selected a beverage and paid while they got your order together. If you took more than 6 seconds to complete the above steps you got death stares from the staff and everyone in line behind you. The soup was fucking amazing though.
The Linebacker
I love Seinfeld. Grew up with it, as my parents watched it religiously. My favorite character is George Costanza, probably the shallowest of the shallow, right? I can't come up with a single favorite episode.
I did loved it when Elaine snatches the toupee off George's head and tosses out the window of Jerry's apartment. The shrinkage episode was great.
No doubt, Seinfeld is one of the greatest TV shows of all time.
Wayne Knight, who played Newman, is a fellow alumnus of The University of Georgia.
I did loved it when Elaine snatches the toupee off George's head and tosses out the window of Jerry's apartment. The shrinkage episode was great.
No doubt, Seinfeld is one of the greatest TV shows of all time.
Wayne Knight, who played Newman, is a fellow alumnus of The University of Georgia.
The Bee's Knees
seinfeld aired when i was in high school, but i didn't start watching it until i graduated from college. i ABSOLUTELY hate that i missed out on all of the 'water cooler talk' back then! my favorite episode has to be when elaine was hoarding contraceptive sponges because they were going off the market and made her dates prove why they were "sponge worthy". HILARIOUS!
Say. Her. Name.
Ungovernable
Runners-up:
"And you want to be my latex salesman?"
"Serenity NOW!"
"Boutros Boutros-Ghali"
Winner: Elaine's hot-and-heavy sax player 'blows' his big audition.
"And you want to be my latex salesman?"
"Serenity NOW!"
"Boutros Boutros-Ghali"
Winner: Elaine's hot-and-heavy sax player 'blows' his big audition.
Tinker Bell
Soup Nazi was definitely a good one!
How about the “yadda yadda” episode?
How about the “yadda yadda” episode?
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