Does anyone out there get maintenance spankings? How often and with what instrument?
I spank my own ass because I can't be like Goldilocks--too soft, harder, just rough.
So, I tenderize myself thrice a wk in the name of Albert Fish.
Spiked wooden paddle right when I get home from Kickboxing.
Delicious.
But, when men use wooden or leather paddle on me, I tend to laugh.
I can't help it. Then they want me to count, full on gigglefest from me.