Write a short, but 100% TRUE story about your own sex life, no adding 20 minutes to your durability guys, no saying the guy looked like Brad Pitt ladies, (unless you have slept with him) just take an actual experience and make it sound as good as you can while keeping it truthful!
We'll see who can remain honest here....and who has to embellish the truth!
Submit it, and make it clear that it's the 100% truthful story!
PLEASE do not write about anything illegal that you might have done!!!!
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
Reading this thread was like the battle of the sweet-ass-in-profile avatars. Well done ladies!
Quit the drooling and start writing, Llama-babe!
I started writing it... then the computer got overheated and died. DAMN DAMN DAMN!
Need to rewrite it. *sigh*
Doesn't have to be too long, maybe 1-3 pages. Mine's done, just having hubby read over it to see if he can hang with the literal truth being out there....
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
No win, no prize, just seeing how much fun we can have with the TRUTH...mine's up and it's pretty much accurate but I think I told it well.
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
The winners are the readers, and the prize is the satisfaction you get with knowing you helped someone get off.
Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!
Winners or not. It's the truth you get. :P Don't expect too much. ;)
It's up. It's naked. It's not impressive, but a precious memory.
The story I just posted is a true story but I wrote it in the third person. The only embelishment I can think of is that I said something about tanned legs. I live in England and a highly doubt my legs were tanned, because they never are. But otherwise I think it is all true.
Believe me, we're all better off if I stick to fiction!
Mine is half done. I'll just try and get the sexual without any lies xD
