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Announcing our "Summer Loving" Story Competition
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Matriarch
Only 1 week to go before the deadline passes. 
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Quote by nicola
Only 1 week to go before the deadline passes.
Reminds me I have something to do this week...
Btw, it looks like all three Lush sites have a contest going on at the same time...Mara sent out the announcement today on Historias...
It's not for cash though...she's giving out sex toys as prizes...here's the link if you missed it...
http://www.historiaslush.com/forum/yaf_postst475_Encuentra-Sobre-El-Concurso-Lush.aspx
Here's her first comment translated (care of Google...)...
"I decided that instead of giving away money we're giving away sex toys, but as you know on this site are people from all over the world. Need to know who plans to participate and where they are, so I begin to see how can we do for shipping costs and all that ... so please if they take the time to attend to answer the survey. Thanks!"
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
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Matriarch
I know a few online stores where she can get gift vouchers, that would work better. I'll drop her a line. Thanks Alan.
It would be a more modest approach too!
It would be a more modest approach too!
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Quote by nicola
I know a few online stores where she can get gift vouchers, that would work better. I'll drop her a line. Thanks Alan.
It would be a more modest approach too!
Yes...I strongly agree...when she originally posted the idea of running a contest, there were actually members that had objections on the grounds that "money corrupts" and that sort of thing...
I know that's why she's doing it this way...but yeah, gift vouchers would make much more sense...
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
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Quote by DirtyMartiniQuote by nicola
I know a few online stores where she can get gift vouchers, that would work better. I'll drop her a line. Thanks Alan.
It would be a more modest approach too!
Yes...I strongly agree...when she originally posted the idea of running a contest, there were actually members that had objections on the grounds that "money corrupts" and that sort of thing...
I know that's why she's doing it this way...but yeah, gift vouchers would make much more sense...
Amazon dot com is pretty universal and would make sense for a story competition
just a thought. You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Matriarch
We only offer paypal money transfer or Amazon vouchers for this reason sprite. If you wire prizes, you can be hit by $40-$50 fees for each one. It soon adds up.
Constant Gardener
Guess I better get my gangbang/midget/Viking/bi-sexual exploration 2011 extravaganza story submitted. I have to edit the sheepdog out of it somehow.
Who wants to be my editor?
I pay with Milwaukee's Best.
Who wants to be my editor?
I pay with Milwaukee's Best.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Guess I better get my gangbang/midget/Viking/bi-sexual exploration 2011 extravaganza story submitted. I have to edit the sheepdog out of it somehow.
Who wants to be my editor?
I pay with Milwaukee's Best.
Why don't you just have the midget vikings throw the sheepdog overboard off the ship early in the story? Isn't that what you did in your last midget viking/sheepdog series?
Btw, don't you ever get tired of writing midget/viking/gangbang/sheepdog stories? Try something different for a change...
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
Constant Gardener
I devised a method to keep the sheepdog (who I have named - Count Dogula) in the story. He is a critical character.
A cellular morphing vampire sheep herding canine. By day this guy:
during full moons, this guy:
minus the glitter
Sexy, no?
A cellular morphing vampire sheep herding canine. By day this guy:
during full moons, this guy:
minus the glitter
Sexy, no?
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Constant Gardener
I devised a method to keep the sheepdog (who I have named - Count Dogula) in the story. He is a critical character.
A cellular morphing vampire sheep herding canine. By day this guy:
during full moons, this guy:
minus the glitter
Sexy, no?
A cellular morphing vampire sheep herding canine. By day this guy:
during full moons, this guy:
minus the glitter
Sexy, no?
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.