Backfiring New Year’s Resolutions Writing Challenge for 375 ($37.50)

Cum one, cum all to enter the Backfiring New Year’s Resolutions writing challenge while the story submit is on pause.

Write a 75-word story to post in this forum about a New Year’s Resolution that backfired. Be funny or scary or maybe it backfired in the best way possible. Just hit the theme, writers!

Rules:

1. All Lush site rules apply

2. Max 75 words

3. Must be about a New Year’s resolution that didn’t go as planned

4. Must be erotic.

5. No IF or Poetry

6. Have Fun!

Contest begins Dec 30th and ends at midnight January 9 Eastern Standard Time. One winner will be picked and awarded 375 coins ($37.50)

I don’t know who will judge yet, but it won’t be me. :)

All right, Kimmi. Let me get right on it.

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All right, Kimmi. Let me get right on it.

Yay!

I turned 18 in November, still in high school.

My boyfriend was pressuring me to have sex with him.  “No, I’m not sleeping with you.  Just stop.”  He didn’t. 

I made a New Year’s resolution to keep my virginity until I was ready.

“Let me dry hump you then.  I promise, I won’t fuck you.”

Lying naked together, he came all over my vagina.

“Mom, Dad --- I’m pregnant.”

“Any resolution,” my horny girlfriend offered on New Year’s Day.

“I resolve a year of unlimited anal sex,” I declared, something denied for years.

“Agreed, but on my terms.”

“Agreed.”

She stripped us. My massive cock hardened, readied for her tiny virgin ass.

She bent me over the table, cuffing my wrists and ankles wide. Then came her strap-on.

“Wait. No! Your ass!”

“My terms,” she repeated.

The doorbell rang for the Rose Bowl party.

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Cum one, cum all to enter the Backfiring New Year’s Resolutions writing challenge while the story submit is on pause.

Write a 75-word story to post in this forum about a New Year’s Resolution that backfired. Be funny or scary or maybe it backfired in the best way possible. Just hit the theme, writers!

Rules:

1. All Lush site rules apply

2. Max 75 words

3. Must be about a New Year’s resolution that didn’t go as planned

4. Must be erotic.

5. No IF or Poetry

6. Have Fun!

Contest begins Dec 30th and ends at midnight January 9 Eastern Standard Time. One winner will be picked and awarded 375 coins ($37.50)

I don’t know who will judge yet, but it won’t be me. :)

Oh my God I have so many. I wish I could submit a dozen.! Thank you - this will be some fun

Thank you for running this competition, Kimmi. 😊 I believe it is 74 words, all true, of course! 😜

Dry

“I’m not touching alcohol this January,” I confidently state.

“It’s my New Year’s resolution!”

My wife gives me a knowing smile.

At the pub, my wife, our friends, all drinking, having fun.

I sit there, watching, nursing my Yorkshire tea.  

Once home, my naked wife lies there, legs spread, inviting.

I climb between them, my ten-inch cock erect, primed.

She rolls to one side, legs closed, and giggles…

“I’m having a dry January too!”