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RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
It is, no doubt, yet another sign of my having a wasted mind, but I got to wondering how many different categories my fellow Lush literary lackeys have submitted stories to. (try ending that sentence w/o a preposition--come on--I dare ya)

I've befouled seven categories: , love stories, straight sex, interracial, wife lovers, first time, and most recently, group sex. To make matters worse, odds are I'll degrade three more (lesbian, mastrubation, and humor) and only then cease and/or desist my categorical expansion.

So 'fess up, what's your category count?
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Lisa
Moderator
I've only submitted to four different categories so far. I plan on changing that soon!
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Only fourteen so far:

Oct 2009 BDSM 45 4.6 71551
Exhibitionism
First Time
Group Sex
Interracial
Love Poems
Love Stories
Mature
Oral Sex
Reluctance
Straight Sex
Toys
Voyeur
Wife Lovers


I know there are a couple I've missed...but believe me, I'm working on it...
My next story is about an incestuos relationship with my cross-dressing brother...that should take care of at least four more categories...
Later,
Alan.

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DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Hey Rumple...speaking of categories, you seem like a smart feller...maybe you can help me out...
I'm working on a story about dressing up my inflatable sheep in a plaid skirt and spanking it while my transgendered midget friends sit around and sing Karaoke...
The question is...Which category do you think I best put it in to get the most views? Thanks man...
Later,
Alan.

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WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
Make your toy sheep an adopted brother, separated at birth, then reunited at the dominatrix ball squashing Halloween Hoedown where your dwarf buddies shriek Monster Mash. What character will you play, Alan?

- is it even a contest?
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Piquet
Disseminator of decadence.
Alan, that does not sound like a story. It sounds more like the pilot episode for an animated sit com alla Family Guy.


Love Is Blind | Lush Stories - A poem of love and pain...
Piquet
Disseminator of decadence.
Ok, anything to get into showbusiness. But I'm being the voice of the blow up sheep.


Love Is Blind | Lush Stories - A poem of love and pain...
WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
I could go for one of the cross-dressing dominatrix roles, should you decide to add one.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Piquet
Disseminator of decadence.
Yeah, heard all the sheep jokes. I've got a t shirt that says "I love all ewes !"


Love Is Blind | Lush Stories - A poem of love and pain...
Piquet
Disseminator of decadence.
AUSTRALIA - Where men are men and sheep are nervous !

In fact if you ask an Aussie bloke why God created woman he'll more than likely answer. "Err, that's easy. 'Cause sheep can't do the bloody dishes, aye?"


Love Is Blind | Lush Stories - A poem of love and pain...
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
The preceding posts represent one of the finest examples of thread-jacking to appear on a Lush forum.

Oh, yeah, rumor has it the Aussie national song is going to be changed to, "My Sweet Embraceable Ewe."

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Quote by Piquet
AUSTRALIA - Where men are men and sheep are nervous !

In fact if you ask an Aussie bloke why God created woman he'll more than likely answer. "Err, that's easy. 'Cause sheep can't do the bloody dishes, aye?"


whahahaha I like that one
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
It is, no doubt, yet another sign of my having a wasted mind, but I got to wondering how many different categories my fellow Lush literary lackeys have submitted stories to. (try ending that sentence w/o a preposition--come on--I dare ya)


Just couldn't pass up this challenge...

"It is, no doubt, yet another sign of my having a wasted mind, but I got to wondering to how many different categories my fellow Lush literary lackeys have submitted stories."

Any questions?


Ling
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Quote by Ling-Li
Quote by RumpleForeskin
It is, no doubt, yet another sign of my having a wasted mind, but I got to wondering how many different categories my fellow Lush literary lackeys have submitted stories to. (try ending that sentence w/o a preposition--come on--I dare ya)


Just couldn't pass up this challenge...

"It is, no doubt, yet another sign of my having a wasted mind, but I got to wondering to how many different categories my fellow Lush literary lackeys have submitted stories."

Any questions?


Ling
l
Very interesting, Ling, but hang onto your day job.


MIND-BOGGLING ANNOUNCEMENT FOLLOWS:

With the posting of my new Masterbation missive, HANDLING THINGS IN THE PARK: a memoir, I've now befouled and/or defiled ten different categories here at Lush. Celebratory activities may now commence.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
I am up to fifteen (15)...count 'em...only took me 52 tries...
19 Oct 2009 BDSM 52 4.7 86658
Exhibitionism
First Time
Group Sex

Interracial
Love Poems
Love Stories
Mature
Oral Sex
Reluctance
Straight Sex
Toys
Voyeur
Wife Lovers

You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Congratulations, Alan. You are a pornographer's, pornographer.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Bunny12
Active Ink Slinger
Just eight categories for me so far:

Anal
BDSM
First Time
Love Poems
Masturbation
Oral Sex
Straight Sex
Bunny12


Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Congratulations, Alan. You are a pornographer's, pornographer.

Rumple Foreskin


Hey, how much do you think it would cost to get that put on a T-shirt??? In one of my stories, I use the phrase "Internet porn...it's not going to write itself"...words to live by...

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Quote by Exakta66
Quote by Bunny12
Just eight categories for me so far:

Anal
BDSM
First Time
Love Poems
Masturbation
Oral Sex
Straight Sex




Only eight...you slacker...get working girl...


Dont work her so hard Exakta66 she needs to rest inbetween. Oh and I have only one, Love story.
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Quote by Savanna
Quote by Exakta66
Quote by Bunny12
Just eight categories for me so far:

Anal
BDSM
First Time
Love Poems
Masturbation
Oral Sex
Straight Sex




Only eight...you slacker...get working girl...


Dont work her so hard Exakta66 she needs to rest inbetween. Oh and I have only one, Love story.


You are just a love story personified girl...don't ever forget it...

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Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
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Quote by Exakta66
Quote by Savanna
Quote by Exakta66
Quote by Bunny12
Just eight categories for me so far:

Anal
BDSM
First Time
Love Poems
Masturbation
Oral Sex
Straight Sex




Only eight...you slacker...get working girl...


Dont work her so hard Exakta66 she needs to rest inbetween. Oh and I have only one, Love story.


You are just a love story personified girl...don't ever forget it...


Oh you are just so sweet. hugs and kisses from me to you.
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Quote by Exakta66
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Congratulations, Alan. You are a pornographer's, pornographer.

Rumple Foreskin


Hey, how much do you think it would cost to get that put on a T-shirt??? In one of my stories, I use the phrase "Internet porn...it's not going to write itself"...words to live by...

Heck, if I know. But now that you mention it, that might make a good quote for your sig line.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Quote by Exakta66
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Congratulations, Alan. You are a pornographer's, pornographer.

Rumple Foreskin


Hey, how much do you think it would cost to get that put on a T-shirt??? In one of my stories, I use the phrase "Internet porn...it's not going to write itself"...words to live by...

Heck, if I know. But now that you mention it, that might make a good quote for your sig line.

Rumple Foreskin


You know Rumple, I had a feeling that someday you would be useful...I couldn't for the life of me figure out how until now...
Now, if I can just figure out how to do that...can't be hard...

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Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories