Who thinks they could write a better porn movie than say 80% of what seems to hit the market place at the moment?
( or should the question be who couldn't? )
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Who thinks they could write a better porn movie than say 80% of what seems to hit the market place at the moment?
( or should the question be who couldn't? )
Well, according to Rocco.....Fystee and I can write, star and sell our own porn. Weather we would do it, or if it would sell is going to remain a mystery.
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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I dodn't know - I just film them.
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whoa, debased! your av...(that's the closest smiley I could find to surprised) lol
I think Admin will strike ...lol
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Who thinks they could write a better porn movie than say 80% of what seems to hit the market place at the moment?
( or should the question be who couldn't? )
Well, according to Rocco.....Fystee and I can write, star and sell our own porn. Weather we would do it, or if it would sell is going to remain a mystery.
it would sell silly. we would start a whole grass roots words of mouths (hehe) campaign. next thing you know it would be at the top of amazon.
Script:
A handsome muscular man,Humpy Swank knocks on a door .He is dressed in jeans,a vest and a toolbelt.
Camera pans to the opening door.
A blonde big breasted woman, Barbie Pimplebutt opens the door in a bathrobe with nothing underneath it.
Camera pans back to man.
Humpy Swank :I've come to fix your fridge.
He drops his toolbelt and jeans letting loose his enormous penis.
Camera pans back to blonde
Barbie: I need you to fix the leak in my ....*cue the cheesy porn music*...p*ssy...
gratatous bonking occurs
A handsome muscular man,Humpy Swank knocks on a door .He is dressed in jeans,a vest and a toolbelt.
Camera pans to the opening door.
A blonde big breasted woman, Barbie Pimplebutt opens the door in a bathrobe with nothing underneath it.
Camera pans back to man.
Humpy Swank :I've come to fix your fridge.
He drops his toolbelt and jeans letting loose his enormous penis.
Camera pans back to blonde
Barbie: I need you to fix the leak in my ....*cue the cheesy porn music*...p*ssy...
gratatous bonking occurs
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Hey...I have seen that one before!! LOL
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I think the problem with porn is that there is way too many fake things involved: fake boobs, fake nails, fake orgasms....OMG, and the music is just AWFUL!!
Don't get me wrong...SOME fake boobs are okay, but when it looks like someone just opened them up and stuffed in a basketball, that is just wrong!!
Fake nails are not so bad when they look natural, but should not be longer than the finger itself.
What is with the moaning and screaming? It totally sounds fake. In fact, it almost seems like they pre-recorded some girl, faking it of course, and just played it in every porn there after!! When I do actually watch a porn, I just mute it and turn on the stereo because those bimbos get on my nerves. LOL
I have heard a few screamers in my life and they sound nothing like the girls in the porn movies.
But then again, how could anyone possibly mimick the feelings and realness of the worlds greatest sex? Making love is not exactly something you can do on cue in front of a camera crew....Right?
Don't get me wrong...SOME fake boobs are okay, but when it looks like someone just opened them up and stuffed in a basketball, that is just wrong!!
Fake nails are not so bad when they look natural, but should not be longer than the finger itself.
What is with the moaning and screaming? It totally sounds fake. In fact, it almost seems like they pre-recorded some girl, faking it of course, and just played it in every porn there after!! When I do actually watch a porn, I just mute it and turn on the stereo because those bimbos get on my nerves. LOL
I have heard a few screamers in my life and they sound nothing like the girls in the porn movies.
But then again, how could anyone possibly mimick the feelings and realness of the worlds greatest sex? Making love is not exactly something you can do on cue in front of a camera crew....Right?
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Horrible elevator music from the 70;'s and 80's.....ICK!! Even the elevators updated their music a long time ago.
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Ha Ha This had to be one of the most enjoyable postings!
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What is with the moaning and screaming? It totally sounds fake. In fact, it almost seems like they pre-recorded some girl, faking it of course, and just played it in every porn there after!! When I do actually watch a porn, I just mute it and turn on the stereo because those bimbos get on my nerves. LOL
I have heard a few screamers in my life and they sound nothing like the girls in the porn movies.
a bit like this hehehehehe
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I think the problem with porn is that there is way too many fake things involved: fake boobs, fake nails, fake orgasms....OMG, and the music is just AWFUL!!
Don't get me wrong...SOME fake boobs are okay, but when it looks like someone just opened them up and stuffed in a basketball, that is just wrong!!
Fake nails are not so bad when they look natural, but should not be longer than the finger itself.
What is with the moaning and screaming? It totally sounds fake. In fact, it almost seems like they pre-recorded some girl, faking it of course, and just played it in every porn there after!! When I do actually watch a porn, I just mute it and turn on the stereo because those bimbos get on my nerves. LOL
I have heard a few screamers in my life and they sound nothing like the girls in the porn movies.
But then again, how could anyone possibly mimick the feelings and realness of the worlds greatest sex? Making love is not exactly something you can do on cue in front of a camera crew....Right?
like this?? hehehehe funny
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I nominate Lil-Birdie to be the director
and dido what she said
Er, um......did you mean ditto?? Dido is a singer.
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Flutterby Pharie
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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Well, according to Rocco.....Fystee and I can write, star and sell our own porn. Weather we would do it, or if it would sell is going to remain a mystery.
We could totally sell it Pixie....lol!
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whoa, debased! your av...
btw....I agree Ella!
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it would sell silly. we would start a whole grass roots words of mouths (hehe) campaign. next thing you know it would be at the top of amazon.
C'mon...AMAZON Orion? SHEESH!!!!