Premise Beach - Story ideas you probably won't work with

What are some of the discarded mutant story ideas that wash up on the beach of your imagination? As they say, one man's trash may be another man's treasure. So go ahead and litter this thread with all of the weird wonderful ideas for stories that you don't want to write (the dumber, the better).

***Forum Mod Disclaimer***

This thread is for story ideas only - a title and/or maybe a sentence or two. Stories themselves should go through the proper publication channel. If we see any here, they'll probably be deleted and you'll lose all your hard work and be very sad. You've been warned.

Diamond Head - A superhero with an erection literally as hard as a diamond, uses it to fight crime, solve mysteries, rescue people who've fallen down an abandoned mine shaft, and of course, get laid.

A horny couple gets hit by an incredible growth ray and becomes 500 ft tall. They have monstrous, city-destroying sex (think King Kong vs Godzilla, but porn).

Did you start this thread just to tell us your rubbish story ideas?

Generally the ideas I don’t write are shite. I don’t think people want to read those.

If you are harvesting for ideas, there’s easier way to find ones.

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Did you start this thread just to tell us your rubbish story ideas?

Yes, I did.

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Generally the ideas I don’t write are shite. I don’t think people want to read those.

Okay.

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If you are harvesting for ideas, there’s easier way to find ones.

It's less "harvesting" and more a spot to share shite ideas with random strangers. It's basically how internet forums work.

I never have "shite" ideas that I am willing to toss away, but I do have ideas that hang around forever until I finally get something out of them. Even the new story's opening (a man opening his door to an unknown woman) is an image I've had kicking around in my writer's brain forever (in fact, I might have used it before on my old profile but I am not sure). There's ideas I have that I shy away from but that's more about direction and content than thinking they are bad, e.g. story ideas for the I.F. category often suffer this fate.