Quote by Chet_Morton
Sure, which is why I was careful to say "more exciting for me".
Absolutely correct. I can only paraphrase thus: Man goes to friend's birthday bash, thirty seconds in, is pounced upon. Twenty-four hours later, the man emerges from a flat a few miles away and has fun poked at him for years by his friend over saying about ten words to her on her birthday and spending ten seconds in her company. Mind-boggling for me, but perhaps less so in a wider context, because only I am me.
I am a charlatan! There is not a scrap of truth in what I write about. Some say there is no writing that does not contain some element of truth. Bullshit! My writing is probably the only stuff that scored a complete zero readers and rarely gets more than two. Evidence that….who the fuck knows what it is evidence of…if you want to waste some time read some of the nonsense I have written. You will need imagination if you want lurid sexual descriptions because the truth is I haven’t a clue about what truly nasty sex is.
Warning! This all may be a lie. 😂
I have.
