I was about to go down on a woman the other night...for the 1st time...Lights on, my eyeballs open...
And I saw what appeared to be some growths, or warts or what.the.fuck.ever. on the inside of her thigh, near her labia....
I just got all vapor locked...glassy eyed, stared at the 3 or 4 things on her skin and I rolled away... sat on the edge of the bed and -- well, my boner went to Mr. Flaccidville in maybe 15 seconds. Alright might have been 3 seconds or 30 seconds...I wasn't counting...I had other things on my mind.
I'll tell you how I handled that conversation - After you tell me how you'd have handled it.