In reality wouldn't a 9 incher bruise a lot of cervixes?
Okay, I have a hand crank attached to mine so you can adjust it in or out for your preferred size and the hand pump on my side will adjust the girth. I am just a sex robot. Just imagine what my vibrating tongue does? Settings from 1 to 10. 10 = super orgasmic!!!!
But I am not programmed to hold your purse while you try on clothes in the dressing room.