No.58 - Never slap her, even if it’s just in a joking way.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Big-haired Bitch
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"I don't act funny, bitch, I act accordingly." - Megan Thee Stallion
Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login
Is This Totally Crazy?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Big-haired Bitch
I think I found the one that explains it all:
Rules of a gentleman according to a high schooler watches way too much Twilight and movies based on books written by Nicholas Sparks.
No.101 - Slip sweet notes in her locker. (they will make her day)
Rules of a gentleman according to a high schooler watches way too much Twilight and movies based on books written by Nicholas Sparks.
"I don't act funny, bitch, I act accordingly." - Megan Thee Stallion
Advanced Wordsmith
Besides the fact that this is the most absurd and ridiculous thing I have ever read, who the HELL put the time into creating this list?
Also, side note... why is always the gentleman who has all of these rules? As a woman, I have seen plenty of my girlfriends emotionally manipulate and abuse their boyfriends. Everyone be nice, have a lot of sex, and quit being bitches and you'll have a great relationship.
Also, side note... why is always the gentleman who has all of these rules? As a woman, I have seen plenty of my girlfriends emotionally manipulate and abuse their boyfriends. Everyone be nice, have a lot of sex, and quit being bitches and you'll have a great relationship.
Active Ink Slinger
Total bollocks..... A gentleman is kind, loving, cooks, does the laundry, and makes his woman feel the most important person in the world x
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Kimasa
"Let her know in advance that you are going to cum in her mouth and spitting, in your opinion, is most unladylike"
lol - i love you for this!
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by SereneProdigy
Hell, I don't even feel like reading it all...
Fuck I didn't read it all ... ill have more chance of winning lotto than get a man who would not only memorize but to do all those with due diligence. (shakes head)
