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Jack off, jerk off, wank? What term do you use most often for a guy maturbating?
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Alpha Blonde
"rub one out" is a pretty popular term too.
I think of "wank" as more of the british slang term (although I like it).
I think of "wank" as more of the british slang term (although I like it).
Gingerbread Lover
I mostly call it "Happy Time", but "wank" for comic effect or if I'm talking to people to whom I would have to explain "Happy Time".
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I was disappointed that "Enjoy the fruits of one's own loins" wasn't an option. But hey, you were limited to four, so...
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I was disappointed that "Enjoy the fruits of one's own loins" wasn't an option. But hey, you were limited to four, so...
I was sad that "shaft shuffle" wasn't there too - that one makes me giggle.
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Clumeleon
I probably actually say "masturbate" most often but I chose "wank" because it's a good, versatile word (and a fucking good insult).
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And, what about 'Shoogling yer dooglies"?? Geez!!
From time to time. Still prefer a wee ham shank.
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I always thought "choking the chicken" was funny although I never really understood it. I mean it doesnt look like a chicken until somone pointed out, Cock, Chicken!! Duh!! "Choking" or "bopping" the bishop is kinda cute too
Rubbing one out is cool although they dont really rub. Wacking Off is my favorite I guess
Rubbing one out is cool although they dont really rub. Wacking Off is my favorite I guess
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What about spanking the monkey?
Thats a good one too. And "Wack the Dummy", kinda sounds appropriate, LOL
Oh of course! Fapping is quite a new one, isn't it?
I've also heard it called having a "chug" or a "chank" that may be a Scottish thing... Clum?
And Of course, plain old fiddling with yourself...
What about names for erections? You totally missed a trick, LM...
(you can see I had a wasted youth huh? Actually, in my day, I had a few! Ha ha)
I've also heard it called having a "chug" or a "chank" that may be a Scottish thing... Clum?
And Of course, plain old fiddling with yourself...
What about names for erections? You totally missed a trick, LM...
(you can see I had a wasted youth huh? Actually, in my day, I had a few! Ha ha)
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I tend to go and play with myself.
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Oh of course! Fapping is quite a new one, isn't it?
xD Hmmmm, I want to say that it is a new one, but often times
I'm a bit of an old man, and I'm always late to the "hip" things.
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What do you suppose this guy calls it? 
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