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Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Yes, it's a myth.
I never have my lesbian orgies under the guise of a sleepover. It's very frowned upon in the lesbian orgy world.
We reserve that kind of thing for MILFs who fuck the pizza delivery guy...or the pool cleaning guy...or the cable guy. They have no shame.
I never have my lesbian orgies under the guise of a sleepover. It's very frowned upon in the lesbian orgy world.
We reserve that kind of thing for MILFs who fuck the pizza delivery guy...or the pool cleaning guy...or the cable guy. They have no shame.
"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
I never have my lesbian orgies under the guise of a sleepover.
That's cause you kick them out after the deed is done... And you say I have no shame.
I, at the very least, let them grab a nap before they go and continue delivering pizzas.
CurlyFries
Hell yeah! They are mandatory at my sleepovers. My usual itinerary is as follows:
Of course, there are always plenty of cocktails, and we always order a pizza, so we can all have sex with and share the pizza deliveryman. Sometimes the pizza deliveryman is just LM doing a bit of role play for us, but he really seems to enjoy that tip.
The sleepovers really are a great time, just ask Maz, KG, Ginger, and Nikki!
(P.S. Never in my life has a naked pillow fight spontaneously erupted at a sleepover.)
* 7:00 - Girlies Arrive
* 8:00 - Truth or Dare
* 9:00 - Spin the Bottle
* 10:00 - Do hair/Paint nails
* 11:00 - Hide the cucumber. (sorta like pin the tail on the donkey, but well you know, inserting a cucumber.)
* 12:00 - Naked Pillow Fight
* 1:00 - Group "cuddle"
Of course, there are always plenty of cocktails, and we always order a pizza, so we can all have sex with and share the pizza deliveryman. Sometimes the pizza deliveryman is just LM doing a bit of role play for us, but he really seems to enjoy that tip.
The sleepovers really are a great time, just ask Maz, KG, Ginger, and Nikki!
(P.S. Never in my life has a naked pillow fight spontaneously erupted at a sleepover.)
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
That's cause you kick them out after the deed is done... And you say I have no shame.
I, at the very least, let them grab a nap before they go and continue delivering pizzas.
Must you bring up the past in public? Why can't we have these fights behind closed doors?? What is it with you and causing scenes?!?!
Gosh...you ditch a girl one time, and it follows you for life.
"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
Mazztastic
Quote by CurlyGirly
Hell yeah! They are mandatory at my sleepovers. My usual itinerary is as follows:
Of course, there are always plenty of cocktails, and we always order a pizza, so we can all have sex with and share the pizza deliveryman. Sometimes the pizza deliveryman is just LM doing a bit of role play for us, but he really seems to enjoy that tip.
The sleepovers really are a great time, just ask Maz, KG, Ginger, and Nikki!
(P.S. Never in my life has a naked pillow fight spontaneously erupted at a sleepover.)
In fairness, I still have the spank marks on my Scottish ass...
God, that was a fucking good night, CG!
Next one at my house, ladies?? Rrrrrr
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Quote by CurlyGirly
Hell yeah! They are mandatory at my sleepovers. My usual itinerary is as follows:
Of course, there are always plenty of cocktails, and we always order a pizza, so we can all have sex with and share the pizza deliveryman. Sometimes the pizza deliveryman is just LM doing a bit of role play for us, but he really seems to enjoy that tip.
The sleepovers really are a great time, just ask Maz, KG, Ginger, and Nikki!
(P.S. Never in my life has a naked pillow fight spontaneously erupted at a sleepover.)
Yeah, and CG, Maz, KG, Ginger, and Nikki enjoy the whole shaft plus tip.
Lol, CG ALWAYS plans out her naked pillow fights very meticulously. First one to hit another sleepover guest hard enough to knock the cucumber out of her cooch wins a prize.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Mazztastic
Quote by lafayettemister
Yeah, and CG, Maz, KG, Ginger, and Nikki enjoy the whole shaft plus tip.
Lol, CG ALWAYS plans out her naked pillow fights very meticulously. First one to hit another sleepover guest hard enough to knock the cucumber out of her cooch wins a prize.
We always love it when you shaft us, LM...
Clever Gem
Quote by Mazza
In fairness, I still have the spank marks on my Scottish ass...
God, that was a fucking good night, CG!
Next one at my house, ladies?? Rrrrrr
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Quote by CurlyGirly
Hell yeah! They are mandatory at my sleepovers. My usual itinerary is as follows:
* 7:00 - Girlies Arrive
* 8:00 - Truth or Dare
* 9:00 - Spin the Bottle
* 10:00 - Do hair/Paint nails
* 11:00 - Hide the cucumber. (sorta like pin the tail on the donkey, but well you know, inserting a cucumber.)
* 12:00 - Naked Pillow Fight
* 1:00 - Group "cuddle"
Of course, there are always plenty of cocktails, and we always order a pizza, so we can all have sex with and share the pizza deliveryman. Sometimes the pizza deliveryman is just LM doing a bit of role play for us, but he really seems to enjoy that tip.
The sleepovers really are a great time, just ask Maz, KG, Ginger, and Nikki!
This all sounds about right to me except hair and nails comes before the games and we always played Truth or Dare after Spin the Bottle!!
And my Lesbian orgies usually turn into sleepovers, not the other way around!!
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Sleepovers and pillow hights was how I started all of this. Since then my over night games have matured into more "grown up" things.
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
Must you bring up the past in public? Why can't we have these fights behind closed doors?? What is it with you and causing scenes?!?!
Gosh...you ditch a girl one time, and it follows you for life.
You've been holding my teddy bear hostage. Hand him over!
OH! And my shoes... Gimme them back and all will be forgotten.
Classified
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Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by Frank
Haha. Poor you. I like to believe my parents never ever never have sex. And that they've never ever never had sex before.
"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
Her Royal Spriteness
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Clever Gem
Quote by sprite
I'll have you know they kicked me out of Brownies for JUST THAT!
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by Liz
Hell yes!
What's with the knife and fork? I don't think cannibalism is allowed on the site. I'm telling!
"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
Cheeky Chick
It often starts like this
Leading to this
Followed by this
To end with this
Leading to this
Followed by this
To end with this
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Quote by crazydiamond
I'll have you know they kicked me out of Brownies for JUST THAT!
What a coinicidence, I was kicked out of the Cub Scouts for eating Brownies.
Her Royal Spriteness
true story - one year i dressed up for halloween as a pot brownie - wore a brownie uniform with little cannabis leaves instead of the crest, merit badges for things like bong making, etc, and even handed out pot cookies - cost me a small fortune but i made a lot of people very happy. 
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by sprite
true story - one year i dressed up for halloween as a pot brownie - wore a brownie uniform with little cannabis leaves instead of the crest, merit badges for things like bong making, etc, and even handed out pot cookies - cost me a small fortune but i made a lot of people very happy.
OMG! That was you?!?!
"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
OMG! That was you?!?!
shush, you
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Advanced Wordsmith
Probably the biggest myth ever created by horny guys
What??? Does this mean that when you go in pairs to the bathroom you don't go for a quickie? Damn lush, once again ruining my fantasies....
Although looking at the replies in this thread I now understand why most of the drivers at the pizza place I worked at were dudes. And here I was thinking that it was because women couldn't drive...
Although looking at the replies in this thread I now understand why most of the drivers at the pizza place I worked at were dudes. And here I was thinking that it was because women couldn't drive...