"You smell fuckablydecilcious"
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
"your divorce is finalized."
Nikki, Your Lelo Order Has Arrived!! HAHA!
Im Only Half Joking!!!
'I cant believe you made me cum so fast'
My girlfriend says the nicest thing anyone's ever said to her (and it was me) was, "You make me feel really good about myself."