I love the look on my girls face when she realises she's been had! Equally when I say something for her ears only that makes her blush as there is nothing she can do about it...
What are the best ways your man has pranked and teased you?!
Calling and telling her I'll be late or can't make it moments before we are due to meet somewhere and then turning up on time...
Not calling or messaging her for sometime and when she texts, ask who's number this is, asking how we know each other...
Pushing her towards posts, half pushing her into the road...
Getting her to dress in something ridiculous for the evening...
Whispering sexy words in her ears when we are out in public...
Undoing or removing her clothing in public...
Secretly playing with her in public...
Look forward to your ideas!
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Pranks & Sexy Teases to play on Girlfriends!
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Alpha Blonde
Your girlfriend appears to be very understanding.
Pushing her into the road or into a post and getting her to dress inappropriately for special events would get you dumped in my world.
I know a lot of guys that think they are hilarious that sometimes like to use their girlfriend as material for their public comedy routines... often at the girl's expense.
I had an ex that used to love pulling the strings on my bikini when we were wandering around hotel resorts or in the pool. He also enjoyed a quick pull of the strings tying my halter top if we were in a bar. As 'funny' as he thought he was being by causing undesired public nudity, it mostly pissed me off.
I enjoy pranks on occasion, but more when it's between us and not at my expense or to get a laugh out of friends or strangers.
Intimate little teases or jokes between the couple can be fun though.
Pushing her into the road or into a post and getting her to dress inappropriately for special events would get you dumped in my world.
I know a lot of guys that think they are hilarious that sometimes like to use their girlfriend as material for their public comedy routines... often at the girl's expense.
I had an ex that used to love pulling the strings on my bikini when we were wandering around hotel resorts or in the pool. He also enjoyed a quick pull of the strings tying my halter top if we were in a bar. As 'funny' as he thought he was being by causing undesired public nudity, it mostly pissed me off.
I enjoy pranks on occasion, but more when it's between us and not at my expense or to get a laugh out of friends or strangers.
Intimate little teases or jokes between the couple can be fun though.
Her Royal Spriteness
Just so you know, an occasional tease might be cute - doing it all the time, specially the part about pushing her into the road or towards a post? you.d have been my EX boyfriend the first time you did that to me or, at the very least, be walking funny for a few days. some of the other shit is pretty fucked up too - it's borderline abuse and, unless she's actually told you she enjoys and wants you to be doing things like undressing her in public, i'd step back - some girls are into humiliation, and that's fine, but don't fool yourself into thinking it's what it's not, it IS humiliating. my girl and i also play games, but ONLY when i've given her permission to do so - playing in public is cool if you're both into it, but if she's not and she feels like she's being co-erced? i'd sit down and have a serious talk with her and find out if she really enjoys this sort of shit, or if she is just putting up with it.
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Active Ink Slinger
if you half pushed me into the road i would probably kick you (metaphorically and physically). i like intimate little secrets so touching me when no one sees or whispering dirty stuff is fun
How many days have you guys been going out?
(Apart from the whispering and covert fondling, I'm not sure any of this stuff is remotely BF/GF, unless you're both in Junior High, in which case, she'll be running off with that friend of yours who says. "Ahhhh Dude", as he watches your girlfriend wince at your childish bullying.....)
The Three Stooges' movies are not a relationship guide......
xx SF
(Respect Her! Make her laugh by being witty and clever, NEVER make her the butt of your jokes.)
(Apart from the whispering and covert fondling, I'm not sure any of this stuff is remotely BF/GF, unless you're both in Junior High, in which case, she'll be running off with that friend of yours who says. "Ahhhh Dude", as he watches your girlfriend wince at your childish bullying.....)
The Three Stooges' movies are not a relationship guide......
xx SF
(Respect Her! Make her laugh by being witty and clever, NEVER make her the butt of your jokes.)
I'll give you an example of a sexy tease.....
Some years ago, a girlfriend I met in the music business who would come to my gigs and expressed an interest in DJing had been seeing each other for a time... One Christmas Eve I invited her out to dinner and picked her up from her apartment and we went to have dinner and drinks in town. (We weren't going to be spending Christmas together because she was spending the day with her family.)
All through dinner and drinks afterwards she could hardly tear her eyes away from the brightly wrapped parcel I was carrying, and despite her entreaties, I refused to tell her what it contained...
Eventually, we arrived back at her place and I allowed her to unwrap her Christmas gift.... Her excited fingers tore off the wrapping paper to reveal..... A state-of-the-art set of Sennheiser DJ headphones!
I explained that these were quite simply the best Cans on the market, even better than the ones I used, and if she ever wanted to listen to music properly, these babies were the way to go... And I noticed her pleased-but-puzzled expression as I explained that I should really make my way home and we kissed at her doorway and said goodnight...
I waited outside for several minutes until I heard her scream.
I had given my own set of keys to her place to my younger brother, who had called over in our absence and installed her REAL present in her bedroom, a surround-sound, remote control, top-of-the-line Pioneer Hi-Fi seperates system..
Her front door opened and I still remember her glowing face as she dragged me back inside...
(It was only in the afterglow that she stretched and reached under her pillow to uncover the box of La Perla lingerie..... Well, you have to give them SOMETHING Girlie as well, don't you?)
True Story.
xx SF
Some years ago, a girlfriend I met in the music business who would come to my gigs and expressed an interest in DJing had been seeing each other for a time... One Christmas Eve I invited her out to dinner and picked her up from her apartment and we went to have dinner and drinks in town. (We weren't going to be spending Christmas together because she was spending the day with her family.)
All through dinner and drinks afterwards she could hardly tear her eyes away from the brightly wrapped parcel I was carrying, and despite her entreaties, I refused to tell her what it contained...
Eventually, we arrived back at her place and I allowed her to unwrap her Christmas gift.... Her excited fingers tore off the wrapping paper to reveal..... A state-of-the-art set of Sennheiser DJ headphones!
I explained that these were quite simply the best Cans on the market, even better than the ones I used, and if she ever wanted to listen to music properly, these babies were the way to go... And I noticed her pleased-but-puzzled expression as I explained that I should really make my way home and we kissed at her doorway and said goodnight...
I waited outside for several minutes until I heard her scream.
I had given my own set of keys to her place to my younger brother, who had called over in our absence and installed her REAL present in her bedroom, a surround-sound, remote control, top-of-the-line Pioneer Hi-Fi seperates system..
Her front door opened and I still remember her glowing face as she dragged me back inside...
(It was only in the afterglow that she stretched and reached under her pillow to uncover the box of La Perla lingerie..... Well, you have to give them SOMETHING Girlie as well, don't you?)
True Story.
xx SF
I do these kind of things subtly and occasionally for fun! Please don't mistake this for bullying.
I am very caring and aware of how she feels and would never hurt her.
When I say push her towards a post I lean into her when we are still some distance away so that her path would take her towards it but i don't actually make her strike it! Likewise for everything I do, it playful teasing. You would understand if you saw it!
I am very caring and aware of how she feels and would never hurt her.
When I say push her towards a post I lean into her when we are still some distance away so that her path would take her towards it but i don't actually make her strike it! Likewise for everything I do, it playful teasing. You would understand if you saw it!
The Linebacker
My wife and I prank and tease each other constantly. She loves to do erotic sexy teasing and is always giving me upskirt flashes in public whenever possible. The other day she flashed her boobs at me from the balcony of our apartment while I was in the swimming pool.
On pranking I would never do anything to humiliate her in public though. Maybe just funny stuff especially around our good friends. She gives as good as she gets!
She loves to jerk my boxers down around my ankles while I am shaving and run out of the bathroom laughing. We have tossed bucket of cold water on each other in the shower (a prank she started!)
Sometimes when i wake up before her I like to get up and put a baseball cap on and go back to bed. When she wakes up and sees it on me in the bed she dies laughing outrageously. She laughs easily until tears come out.
I sometimes put on really crazy clothes to make her laugh especially at night. I love to make her laugh and smile!!!
We get pretty silly sometimes but is is a lot of fun!
On pranking I would never do anything to humiliate her in public though. Maybe just funny stuff especially around our good friends. She gives as good as she gets!
She loves to jerk my boxers down around my ankles while I am shaving and run out of the bathroom laughing. We have tossed bucket of cold water on each other in the shower (a prank she started!)
Sometimes when i wake up before her I like to get up and put a baseball cap on and go back to bed. When she wakes up and sees it on me in the bed she dies laughing outrageously. She laughs easily until tears come out.
I sometimes put on really crazy clothes to make her laugh especially at night. I love to make her laugh and smile!!!
We get pretty silly sometimes but is is a lot of fun!
