What's the sexiest concert you ever attended? Describe why. For me it was John Mellencamp. I was a 26 year-old young lawyer and we were on the floor. A young girl was in the chair in front of me. She had on these incredible tight white shorts and a light blue tank top and Mellencamp soon had everyone out of their seats dancing. She was only 5'3" so Kim stood on her chair half the time and her ass was right in my face. As the concert progressed she moved back and pushed herself into my body and kept turning to smile at me. God was I turned on. We ended up talking and I put my hands on her hips and then we started to make out. She had just turned 17 and was graduating from high school. She got me SO TURNED on that night and we went home to my place and she was amazing. We went out for a few months until she went off to the University of Toronto....but I still think of that concert and how turned on I got.