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Sex/masturbate
Whr would u like to have sex/masturbate the most?
Mr Nobody
The pool or hot tub
Internet Sensation
then
and a bit later
More
Then I wake up in the morning and am hungry.
Edit:
That means I don't have time to think about things like that.
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Did you want me to just post pictures of my husband and I fucking? It would be easier than these kinds of posts that you make just so you can spank the monkey thinking about our answers.
Try contributing to the forums in a meaningful way.
Try contributing to the forums in a meaningful way.
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
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Quote by lexyloveQuote by castlequeen
spank the monkey
love that euphemism...I'm using it from now on!
Shortly after our first time, hubby was on a business trip and admitted masturbating while thinking about me, and we got to discussing the various terms for it and my god, there's about a million aren't there?
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
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Quote by roccotool
Hasn't this been addressed about a zillion times before?
Rocco, I've told you a million times to not exaggerate.
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
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Quote by castlequeenQuote by roccotool
Hasn't this been addressed about a zillion times before?
Rocco, I've told you a million times to not exaggerate.
I don't think he's exaggerating
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Well, still being somewhat new to this board, I didn't know it had been discussed extensively, nor was I planning on discussing it. Simply mentioning a fact....yeesh! Y'all are tough on the new girls....
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
Internet Sensation
CQ, don't you worry. Right now Rocco-searchtool is looking for the other threads and will post the links here.
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Quote by castlequeen
Well, still being somewhat new to this board, I didn't know it had been discussed extensively, nor was I planning on discussing it. Simply mentioning a fact....yeesh! Y'all are tough on the new girls....
Nobody means to be tough, we're all joking