The Lush Little Black Book of Responses to Unrequested or Anonymous Dick Pix

13 Feb 2021

I see a lot of negative and sarcastic remarks about receiving unrequested dick pix. Odd concept to me - I've never sent one, requested or otherwise (nor would I) but do y'all ever respond? If so, positively or negatively? Politely or sarcastically?

What I'm looking for here is what you've responded in the past. Or wished you had. Or would have said if you weren't too polite. What would you say to discourage (or encourage) additional pictures?

This is to provide a list of future responses for any of the Lush ladies that might receive one and would like to shoot back, so to speak. Humorous, stern, encouraging, sarcastic, whatever you got, post them here as a resource for other members!

Things along the lines of:

'Cute cock! Don't give up hope, though. I understand late-onset puberty is a real thing.'

Give us your best shots!

13 Feb 2021

I recently was sent one and I was annoyed because I’m on Lush just to write. I’m not interested in seeing men’s cocks.

I told them I would block and delete them. I found it rude and out of place since I’m not here for cyber love or anything like that.

This was the only time somebody randomly did that. What I found gross was he labeled the note “Lunch.”

It’s one thing if you ask, but to just do it randomly like that is wrong.

Hugs,
Mysteria

13 Feb 2021

i just hand the keyboard to my wife and she writes up a scathing critique.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

14 Feb 2021

I rarely receive them, and when I do, I just ignore them.