What was the most funny / crazy pick up line, which you ever heard?
( Does not matter if it was successful or not )
:D:D:DWhat kind of approach WOULD work on you?
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The most crazy / funny pick up line?
Advanced Wordsmith
'Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?' This was the most cheesy pickup line I've received, it made me laugh and that's what I like, so it worked to a point!
Active Ink Slinger
the pick up line used on me that made me assume the guy was probably the worst lover ever: “Can I see your label? I want to see if you were made in Heaven.”
pick up line that led to my drink being thrown in a guy's face: "You must be a pony carousel outside Walmart, because you look like I could ride you for a quarter.”
funniest pick up line used on me: "I make more than you can spend."
pick up line that has the most potential to be successful with me: ""Hey, how's it going. My name's _______."
pick up line that led to my drink being thrown in a guy's face: "You must be a pony carousel outside Walmart, because you look like I could ride you for a quarter.”
funniest pick up line used on me: "I make more than you can spend."
pick up line that has the most potential to be successful with me: ""Hey, how's it going. My name's _______."
Quote by bustyreadhead
the pick up line used on me that made me assume the guy was probably the worst lover ever: “Can I see your label? I want to see if you were made in Heaven.”
pick up line that led to my drink being thrown in a guy's face: "You must be a pony carousel outside Walmart, because you look like I could ride you for a quarter.”
funniest pick up line used on me: "I make more than you can spend."
pick up line that has the most potential to be successful with me: ""Hey, how's it going. My name's _______."
That cracked me up - - with the drink into the guy's face
:D:D:D Oh by the way - - - Hi, how are you? I am David
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Pick up lines in general are hit and miss. Most guys use them as a 'funny' way of breaking the ice. Either girls go for that kind of humor or they don't.
Like the busty redhead, a simple introduction works best for me. If we're in a conversational setting, then that's what will keep me hooked, provided that it's a conversation that flows naturally and effortlessly.
What I find [s]annoying[/s] hilarious are the vain guys that go on and on about themselves without letting you get a word in edgewise. And also the guys who are just obsessed with their looks and assume others will be as well...and that's it's their ticket into someone's pants.
Like the busty redhead, a simple introduction works best for me. If we're in a conversational setting, then that's what will keep me hooked, provided that it's a conversation that flows naturally and effortlessly.
What I find [s]annoying[/s] hilarious are the vain guys that go on and on about themselves without letting you get a word in edgewise. And also the guys who are just obsessed with their looks and assume others will be as well...and that's it's their ticket into someone's pants.
"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
Her Royal Spriteness
one, that i'm not going to repeat here, got the guy's face punched in - literally. the one i WILL repeat here was:
"your mother must have been a terrorist, cause you're the bomb"
that one got an eye roll and a 'no thanks'.
"your mother must have been a terrorist, cause you're the bomb"
that one got an eye roll and a 'no thanks'.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Mazztastic
Quote by spritem
one, that i'm not going to repeat here, got the guy's face punched in - literally. the one i WILL repeat here was:
"your mother must have been a terrorist, cause you're the bomb"
that one got an eye roll and a 'no thanks'.
I want to know what the face punch guy said...
Her Royal Spriteness
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I want to know what the face punch guy said...
*shrugs* let's just say that, if your a guy, and looking for advice on what NOT to say, don't use a line that has the word " " in it?
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Mazztastic
Quote by spritem
*shrugs* let's just say that, if your a guy, and looking for advice on what NOT to say, don't use a line that has the word " " in it?
Hmm, that's rank... What a prick!
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by sprite
*shrugs* let's just say that, if your a guy, and looking for advice on what NOT to say, don't use a line that has the word " " in it?
also: try not to be wearing the skins of dead hitchhikers when approaching women.
Active Ink Slinger
He offered: "Would you like to see my vasectomy scar?"
"Don't Believe Everything You Think"
Mazztastic
Quote by bustyreadhead
also: try not to be wearing the skins of dead hitchhikers when approaching women.
Eeeeew!!!!
Internet Philosopher
I saw a woman sitting in a bar years ago. She looked a bit sad and I came up, said 'hi' and then started looking at the floor around her table. After just a few moments, she inquired what I was looking for. I replied that she seemed to have lost her smile and I'd thought I'd help find it. When she smiles at the humor, I smiled back and said, 'ah, there it is..'
We ended up spending a very pleasant time together...
We ended up spending a very pleasant time together...
The Wild Girl anthology need not be read in any order but does take place in the following timeframe
Wild at Heart- 1968. The story of Dani’s Great Aunt Evie.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/wild-at-heart
Wild Oats. Part 1&2. -2021. Dani is 16 and sets her sights on her stepfather.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-1
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-2
Wild Child. 2025. Dani is now 20 years old.
Quote by Milik_The_Red
I saw a woman sitting in a bar years ago. She looked a bit sad and I came up, said 'hi' and then started looking at the floor around her table. After just a few moments, she inquired what I was looking for. I replied that she seemed to have lost her smile and I'd thought I'd help find it. When she smiles at the humor, I smiled back and said, 'ah, there it is..'
We ended up spending a very pleasant time together...
Great pick up line
Got to use it :) - - - - I was attending a friends party, sipping my drink minding my own business when this guy, who I really liked walked towards me and asked me 'how come I don't have a purse in my hand'. I looked around, starts to notice that indeed he was right. All the girls except me has a glass in their hand and a colorful purse on the other. I looked back at him and told him in my most sexiest provocative voice. 'Because i need my other hand to be free in case I need to slap somebody.' . He started laughing then. I'm not sure if that was a pick up line but he asked me for a date after that...so i guess that line worked.
Devil's Advocate
Excuse me, miss. My dick just died. Would you mind if I bury it in your ass?
My latest story is a racy little piece about what happens when someone cute from work invites you over to watch Netflix and Chill.
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Hahaha!! Brilliant!!
Hi! Would you like to play carnival, you sit on my face and ill see if I can guess your weight.
God, that one's older than I am and that's saying a bit
I never used any, but one used on me by a gal (ya, they do that too)
"I think I re-virginated, would you like to correct that?"
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God, that one's older than I am and that's saying a bit
I never used any, but one used on me by a gal (ya, they do that too)
"I think I re-virginated, would you like to correct that?"
I have never, ever been picked up by a girl
- - - Kind of waiting for the miracle to happen :D:D:D. I wonder how that feels :) Quote by Bethowen
I have never, ever been picked up by a girl
Might be different now - realize that this was back in the early 80's, girls seemed a bit more forward back then.
And no, I didn't take her up on it - she wasn't my type