good stuff Zafia...
Maybe us girls can put together some sort of dildo/dong 'secret santa' gift exchange for Christmas!
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They used to have Sex Toy Parties in Florida all the time when I lived there.
They still do Chef.p0DTpj6LElc4UzIx
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Why yes I have been to a few. To be honest my toy chest runneth over. 
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I tried it Tech and used a straw. Nummy.
May to again on the 18th - next month.
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May to again on the 18th - next month.
Bat
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Move reply. How it got here, 
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Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
Toy Chest? nope...got an entire locked cupboard in my closet. Kids think its full of important papers...lol.
I'll Be Home For Christmas - Holly spends Advent preparing for Nick's return.
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Kids 13, 17 and 23 and they all know we're Prevs.
Just how much.
Makes life fun.
Bat
Just how much.
Makes life fun.
Bat
Lush Legend
If something happened to me and people were looking through my stuff they would faint.......lol
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Advanced Wordsmith
Everyone needs a porn budy. That's a person that you can trust to get in and get all your toys and porn out of your house before your wake. LOL
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That's sounds like a plan.
Make a box up of all the strangest things you can think of.
Stuff that no one would believe to be you.
Then leave it till death do you part.
Bat
Make a box up of all the strangest things you can think of.
Stuff that no one would believe to be you.
Then leave it till death do you part.
Bat
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Casper, you can't be dead. I don't hear your voice.
Just see your words.
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Just see your words.
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Quote by Zafia
If something happened to me and people were looking through my stuff they would faint.......lol
LOL. The same for me Z. With a couple of exceptions that is.
Seeker
I can tell you for sure what it is like to find your parent's toys after they are gone...After my mom was gone my aunt told me to get in the closet and look for some paperwork. I reached up and pulled a purse off of the shelf in the closet and out fell a dildo that landed right at my feet! I didn't know what to say or think! First good laugh I had after she was gone....
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
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Good lord you'd better give the key to a trusted friend in case...
After the wake when techgoddess goes to the big school room in the sky, the kids open the "toy closet" and say, DAMN MOM WAS A PERV!! LOL j/k
Or maybe DAMN MOM WAS COOL!!
They would be surprised momentarily...but then probably laugh. They know I am not a prude. LOL
I'll Be Home For Christmas - Holly spends Advent preparing for Nick's return.
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If something happened to me and people were looking through my stuff they would faint.......lol
LOL. The same for me Z. With a couple of exceptions that is.
When you die, people paint a perfect picture of you don't they!! but seriously I think I need to erase some (not publishable) stories from my pc, just incase lol.
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That's sounds like a plan.
Make a box up of all the strangest things you can think of.
Stuff that no one would believe to be you.
Then leave it till death do you part.
Bat
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