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good stuff Zafia...

Maybe us girls can put together some sort of dildo/dong 'secret santa' gift exchange for Christmas!

Lia
nicola
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The guys at Mallcom have a good range and are cheap and reliable.
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Mumbles, still waiting for said "toy chests" to play with.
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They used to have Sex Toy Parties in Florida all the time when I lived there.
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I volunteer to be one of your toys at your next party gals.
Susan
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They used to have Sex Toy Parties in Florida all the time when I lived there.


They still do Chef.uNcSeirhq1pad3yZ
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Way cool S.
Been to any? *EG*
Susan
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Why yes I have been to a few. To be honest my toy chest runneth over.
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I've never been to one. Don't like "hen parties" for one thing. Plus in less I had some wine or beer in my, I don't think I could do that. I usually pick them out with my mate. LOL. Although I will look at the catalog and buy something out of it.
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Quote by chefkathleen
They used to have Sex Toy Parties in Florida all the time when I lived there.


They still do Chef.FuxZ0BPdw3algmbo


Ha Ha I was going to say the same thing...in fact talked about going to one today with a co worker
Batman
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I tried it Tech and used a straw. Nummy.
May to again on the 18th - next month.

Bat
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What's that, Bat?
Batman
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Move reply. How it got here, .

Bat
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Toy Chest? Is that like, "Yes, honey, you can keep the lights on tonight"? Or perhaps, "I thought you'd like it without the teeth marks"?
techgoddess
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Toy Chest? nope...got an entire locked cupboard in my closet. Kids think its full of important papers...lol.

Private Show - A man and his wife ditch a public performance in favor of a private one in this microfiction piece.

Perfectly Imperfect - where love and sex collide and a man knows his wife better than she knows herself.

The Naughty Babysitter - Part Three - Katie gives up control of her body.

Boardrooms & Boudoirs Part Fourteen - Chapters 53-56 - Grace deals with feeling out of sorts.
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Good lord you'd better give the key to a trusted friend in case...

After the wake when techgoddess goes to the big school room in the sky, the kids open the "toy closet" and say, DAMN MOM WAS A PERV!! LOL j/k
Or maybe DAMN MOM WAS COOL!!
Batman
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Kids 13, 17 and 23 and they all know we're Prevs.
Just how much.

Makes life fun.

Bat
Zafia
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If something happened to me and people were looking through my stuff they would faint.......lol
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Gfire
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Everyone needs a porn budy. That's a person that you can trust to get in and get all your toys and porn out of your house before your wake. LOL
Zafia
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Thanks G....I'm on it.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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good point. Cause you know the ghouls come out when you die.. having to go through your stuff.
Batman
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That's sounds like a plan.
Make a box up of all the strangest things you can think of.
Stuff that no one would believe to be you.

Then leave it till death do you part.

Bat
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Too late! Why do I always get the good advice too late? Wait, I don't have toys, just books, movies, my stories.... ahh hell who cares. I'm dead already, remember!
Batman
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Casper, you can't be dead. I don't hear your voice.
Just see your words.

Bat
Susan
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Quote by Zafia
If something happened to me and people were looking through my stuff they would faint.......lol



LOL. The same for me Z. With a couple of exceptions that is.
Birdie
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I can tell you for sure what it is like to find your parent's toys after they are gone...After my mom was gone my aunt told me to get in the closet and look for some paperwork. I reached up and pulled a purse off of the shelf in the closet and out fell a dildo that landed right at my feet! I didn't know what to say or think! First good laugh I had after she was gone....
techgoddess
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Quote by chefkathleen
Good lord you'd better give the key to a trusted friend in case...

After the wake when techgoddess goes to the big school room in the sky, the kids open the "toy closet" and say, DAMN MOM WAS A PERV!! LOL j/k
Or maybe DAMN MOM WAS COOL!!


They would be surprised momentarily...but then probably laugh. They know I am not a prude. LOL

Private Show - A man and his wife ditch a public performance in favor of a private one in this microfiction piece.

Perfectly Imperfect - where love and sex collide and a man knows his wife better than she knows herself.

The Naughty Babysitter - Part Three - Katie gives up control of her body.

Boardrooms & Boudoirs Part Fourteen - Chapters 53-56 - Grace deals with feeling out of sorts.
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I think sons and daughters need to realize we're all sexual creatures, and we deserve an active sex life.
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Quote by Zafia
If something happened to me and people were looking through my stuff they would faint.......lol



LOL. The same for me Z. With a couple of exceptions that is.


When you die, people paint a perfect picture of you don't they!! but seriously I think I need to erase some (not publishable) stories from my pc, just incase lol.
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That's sounds like a plan.
Make a box up of all the strangest things you can think of.
Stuff that no one would believe to be you.

Then leave it till death do you part.

Bat

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