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Want to come back to my place for a coffee and sex?

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I heard this from a couple of local ladies and it is a true story. An elderly man has recently moved to my small town and he rides around the streets each day. When he comes upon a woman this is what he asks. I'm surprised he is still mobile as I'd have thought he would have been slapped around too much by now but maybe it is the right chat line. What do you think, would you go back to his place?
"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen

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Totally depends on the guy and what mood im in.

Just a random stranger asking me in the street? Most likely no. But if we're in say a pub, cafe, supermarket, whatever and he strikes up a conversation first and is charming enough........
Call me boring, but I wouldn't. I'm a bit too cautious for that....I'd have nothing against giving him my number, gaging his personality, maybe meeting up once or twice and THEN shagging him...but otherwise no.

Although I might add....it also depends on how 'elderly' silly
I have seen the guy going around on his bicycle and I'd say he was in his late 60s. I just can't believe that someone would try this on strangers let alone someone he knows. I don't know if he has any takers yet.
"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen

"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
Gotta admire his braveness though. I've had guys who just keep dropping subtle hints or erring on the side of friendly in case they come on too strong. Sometimes I'd prefer it if they just came out and said it!
I think it is cute and funny and know some people who I swear are going to be that old man! However, just because of his age I don't think that I would take him up on his offer, but perhaps some cute little desperate old lady will go for it!
Mmmm... old men on bicycles who are willing to spoil me with a cup of Nescafe?

Damn, that's a hard one to resist.

He must be quite the Don Juan Valdez.
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Totally depends on the guy and what mood im in.

Just a random stranger asking me in the street? Most likely no. But if we're in say a pub, cafe, supermarket, whatever and he strikes up a conversation first and is charming enough........


Just remind me where it is you do your grocery shopping and be kind when this happens to you
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Let's assume that the guy was actually attractive and that it came off as charming, not creepy. Let's also assume that I'm single when it happens.

If that's the case, I'd probably do it. But, to paraphrase a favorite movie character of mine (Dancing_Doll will remember this one), he'd still have to seduce me. ;)
Not Me, I Don't Like Coffee!! LOL
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Not Me, I Don't Like Coffee!! LOL


how about we skip the coffee, then, and get right to the sex? *Giggles* {}

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Not Me, I Don't Like Coffee!! LOL


how about we skip the coffee, then, and get right to the sex? *Giggles* {}


Will You At Least Make Me A Cup Of Tea First? Just Sayin'!!