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What would be the best thing for breakfast in bed?

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sprite
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My wife and my Mistress. *dreamy sigh* no, i know what wasn't really the question, but i don't care. smile


Rachel my dear, I strongly suggest buttery pancakes with lots of syrup. Who need a plate when you've got your mistress there?

The syrup and butter will come out of those sheets if you wash on the hot cycle.
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To be be eating pancakes swimming in butter covered in maple syrup, with fried bacon, sausage, scrambled eggs and buttery grits, and hash browns, while my wife gives me a long sloppy fantastic blow job, and have the television turned on to sports! That'd be a great breakfast in bed morning!


No! No! No!! You're supposed to be feeding us! This is Ask the Girls, Buz!!


Just coffee for me, please.
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No! No! No!! You're supposed to be feeding us! This is Ask the Girls, Buz!!


Just coffee for me, please.


Hey Curly, do you like maple syrup? Pancakes or waffles?
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To be be eating pancakes swimming in butter covered in maple syrup, with fried bacon, sausage, scrambled eggs and buttery grits, and hash browns, while my wife gives me a long sloppy fantastic blow job, and have the television turned on to sports! That'd be a great breakfast in bed morning!


Could you actually eat while you were getting a blow job? Really?

Damn, I don't think I've ever been thinking about food whilst giving or receiving oral...
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Hey Curly, do you like maple syrup? Pancakes or waffles?


How are you at bacon and eggs? I don't care for syrup-covered breakfast foods.

Even better....Biscuits and Gravy, please!!! But not in bed! ;)
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I used to serve my wife mimosas and eggs benedict on Saturday mornings. (I make a mean Hollandaise, and a darned good mimosa - with just a drop of Chambord at the bottom of the flute)
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How are you at bacon and eggs? I don't care for syrup-covered breakfast foods.

Even better....Biscuits and Gravy, please!!! But not in bed! ;)


What kind of gray; Sausage, or Redeye? My redeye gravy isn't as good as I have had in places in West Virginia.
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I'd love a bacon butty with a dash of maple syrup, a coffee, and a gingerbread man, please.
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A hot stud with a big boner and a grin on his face as he's handing me one of my strap ons. I will eat him up no food needed!
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What kind of gray; Sausage, or Redeye? My redeye gravy isn't as good as I have had in places in West Virginia.


Never had redeye, so I will go with the sausage. ;) Eggs Benedict is another fave if the Hollandaise is not lemony!
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Pancakes, hash browns, scrambled eggs. W/ orange juice & a nice cup of tea of course smile
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Smoked salmon, scrambled eggs, chives on potato rosti - rich roast Italian expresso - and a cuddle!
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To be be eating pancakes swimming in butter covered in maple syrup, with fried bacon, sausage, scrambled eggs and buttery grits, and hash browns, while my wife gives me a long sloppy fantastic blow job, and have the television turned on to sports! That'd be a great breakfast in bed morning!


I can promise you, NO man that I am giving a blow job to has EVER been able to eat breakfast and watch TV while I did it! Buz, I do worry about you. LOL

My favorite breakfast would be the one in bed with me!!!!! That is all the nourishment I need.
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scrambled eggs with crumbled sausage pepper mushrooms cheese all server in a bowl of pussy and thighs eaten by tongue and you can eat yours from where you like
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I can promise you, NO man that I am giving a blow job to has EVER been able to eat breakfast and watch TV while I did it! Buz, I do worry about you. LOL

My favorite breakfast would be the one in bed with me!!!!! That is all the nourishment I need.


I concur with that ! He was !!
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I can promise you, NO man that I am giving a blow job to has EVER been able to eat breakfast and watch TV while I did it! Buz, I do worry about you. LOL

My favorite breakfast would be the one in bed with me!!!!! That is all the nourishment I need.


George Castanza got all men to thinking about the sex, food & television combo on that "Sex & Sandwich episode of Seinfeld. hmmmm...can it be done, should it be done, how cool would it be?
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buz.. pancakes are gross.
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buz.. pancakes are gross.


completely AGREE THEY ARE GROSS

i cant tell you the best thing to have for breakfast in bed... but i can tell you what NOT to have for breakfast in bed!!

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