I'm thinking here things like, buying you lingerie far too large/too small, suggesting a threesome, but he's thinking with your best friend, but you thought he meant his best friend, etc.
My guy woke me up at midnight a few days ago and suggested a threesome with his hot cousin. I was so turned on, I got all horny and started to talk about it for a while whilst he listened quietly. Then after an awkward silence he revealed that it was an April fools joke but luckily I pretended that I already knew that and was leading him on lol
After he pulled out while cumming he farted so loud. It was VERY awkward!
when he bought me a vibrator then he asked me to try it on his ass because he wanted to feel what it was like so i stood up and sorta looked away putting it in his ass a bit, it was gross, then pulled it out and it was all shitty. oh, my god. awful.
Everything happens for a reason. Live for the moment and have no regrets.