Why does it seem like all women aren’t creative or wild in the bedroom? It seems like all they want is to get filled up for a while and then call it a night. I’d think with the proliferation of women centric sexy steamy writing in the market place women would want more than five minutes of missionary followed by a long nap. Is it because you have a difficult times communicating your desires or is it simply that boring sex is all you need to get off?
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Why are woman not that adventurous in bed?
Her Royal Spriteness
cause guys are boring and we're usually thinking of another woman when you're with us.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Raised on Blackroot
Quote by sprite
cause guys are boring and we're usually thinking of another woman when you're with us.
Or like, you’re wanting to go on an actual adventure. Like spelunking.
Coco Pop
you should be glad you even get five minutes. jeez.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by MadMartigan
Or like, you’re wanting to go on an actual adventure. Like spelunking.
Did you know they recently discovered the world's longest underwater cave on the Yucatan Peninsula? it's 215 miles long.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by browncoffee
you should be glad you even get five minutes. jeez.
that's twice as long as most guys need, in my experience. ugh ugh OH MY GOD! Zzzzzzzzzz.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Raised on Blackroot
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Did you know they recently discovered the world's longest underwater cave on the Yucatan Peninsula? it's 215 miles long.
If you’re suggesting a “road trip” then yes.
The Linebacker
Women ARE adventurous in bed unless the frame has a wobbly leg. Then you can use the kitchen counter or the sofa or the sex swing, etc.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by MadMartigan
If you’re suggesting a “road trip” then yes.
as long as you can handle being the backseat bitch on my Harley, sure.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by sweet_as_candy
Wait what? There are other positions? And a whole five minutes?! Wow *dreamy sigh*
dude. we need to talk!
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Raised on Blackroot
Quote by sprite
as long as you can handle being the backseat bitch on my Harley, sure.
You say that like I should put up a fight about it. But being the bitch on your Harley means I’m right behind the booty. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Troublemaker
LOL LS starts some hilarious threads! We all know this concept is a sweeping generalisation with little merit. One must simply explore their partner with illicit intent and an open mind.
Active Ink Slinger
Very strange thread. In an earlier question you told us you were a virgin. Now you think we lack in adventure in bed?
Now were you jerking our chain the first time or the second time?
Now were you jerking our chain the first time or the second time?
Marx Sister
Quote by sprite
cause guys are boring and we're usually thinking of another woman when you're with us.
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There's always the wheelbarrow. Double the shame though if you don't have the flexibility and strength to pull it off and you end up concussing each other.
Constant Gardener
Quote by browncoffee
you should be glad you even get five minutes. jeez.
geeze, you women should be ecstatic that you provide us with five minutes of passionate joy. It could be ten, if you'd make us a sammich, before you roll over and hibernate.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Top Shot
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Now were you jerking our chain the first time or the second time?
In retrospect, I believe that LS was having a bit of fun, and the thread itself was an exercise in satire.
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Obviously you haven't met my wife !! She is anything but non adventurous...plus you shouldn't group people by one bad experience on your part .
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Obviously you haven't met my wife !! She is anything but non adventurous...plus you shouldn't group people by one bad experience on your part .
I feel a little awkward you’re offering me your wife like that, but...
How many experiences do I need to have before I can group all women together?
Coco Pop
Wait, I have a funnier response than my first!!
Ahem:
Women are not adventurous in bed because we're super tired from fucking your best friend/brother all day long and really need to sleep so we can do him all over again tomorrow.
Ahem:
Women are not adventurous in bed because we're super tired from fucking your best friend/brother all day long and really need to sleep so we can do him all over again tomorrow.