Has a woman ever given your penis a nickname?

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Wow. I've nicknamed every guy I've ever been with's penis. Some of the names have been "Thunderstick", "Mjolnir" (you'd have to be a comics nerd to get that one), "Mr. Thumpy" and other various names...hubby's nickname remains a closely guarded secret as he asked me to NEVER tell anyone.

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oh, i won't say who, unless he decides to speak up on his own, but a certain gentleman on Lush is the proud owner of The Kraken, as in "Release the Kraken!" *giggles*

I am the proud owner of Mr. Kraken! And I'll be using that nickname for my future tag stories/poems. I remember the birth of The Kraken. I wanted to insert some silliness during a private time with Sprite. So I wrote something along the line of "Release the Kraken! Release the Kraken!" To get it out of its confinement (pants). Its a special nickname that will always belong to Sprite :)

Another random nickname was sausage. Hers was kitten and sex would be baby games. Just secret words in an old relationship to tell if one of us wanted something.

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