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How many chumps does it take to turn on a lightbulb?
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If I remember it was 7 or 8...I had a hand puppet...lets just say... I wasn't putting on a puppet show
Internet Sensation
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If I remember it was 7 or 8...I had a hand puppet...lets just say... I wasn't putting on a puppet show
Oh dear.. wait till Durrash hears this. I hope it was kermit!
Lush Legend
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[IMG]http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i208/kwatts85/Kermit.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i208/kwatts85/Kermit.jpg[/IMG]
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[IMG]http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i208/kwatts85/Kermit.jpg[/IMG]
Funny as hell Z good one
Active Ink Slinger
LOL Z!
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I'm putting together a study to determine if masturbation leads to a more productive and healthy sex life. I'll need 50 - 100 test subjects both male and female to masturbate daily and another 50 - 100 who will not masturbate for an entire year. The test subjects will be required to have sex while being filmed and relate their experience. We would prefer if the subjects are of good health and willing to have sex for at least 1 - 2 hours while the tester, that's me, studies and arranges sexual situations for research purposes. At the end of the year we'll determine if masturbation is healthy or unhealthy to your sex life. Participants will not be compensated for their travel or time but will be able to participate in a huge hot tub orgy at the end of the session.
Ok, removing clipboard and ready to sign people up.
*writes in own name*
Where do I sign?
Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
Rookie Scribe
quite young, I think around 5 - 6, found a sex book with a family friend, and then probably didnt cum untill around 13
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Well I masturbated at 9 or 10 but I had my first real orgasm at 13. I was in the shower and things were soapy and slippery. I remember it burned the first time, but I was hooked.
Mr Nobody
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Any chance you might put your sack away?
I have the desire to shoot it ...
Lush Legend
Quote by DBarclayQuote by Durrasch
Any chance you might put your sack away?
I have the desire to shoot it ...
and I see a target becoming clearer as the water clears.......shooting practice I guess...........LMAO!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Rookie Scribe
I was 13 and was so intense,hardly had to stroke at all,but damn it was also my first real cum load too it was almost painful but so so good
I was 9 when I started masturbating. I found that pulling back the foreskin to wash made my cock feel good. The more I cleaned, the more it grew and started to feel good. Then I just started stroking it when I was not washing it. I shot many "blanks" before I turned 13 and started to produce cum
Can't really remember a time when I didn't masturbate - I think about the age of five is my first recollection. My brother - two years my senior - was doing it from the age of seven ...I used to watch him (such is the innocence of childhood) he could climax - as indeed so did I - but didn't ejaculate till he was twelve.
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I was twelve and it was in the shower, still rememeber how great it felt.
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i think i was 10 or 11 but i didnt have my first orgasm til i was 12. one time i was just rubbing when it happened it was amazing. but i didnt really know what it was.