Do you ever dress your penis up? like in a costume or anything?
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
I drew eyes and a smile on mine once (and only once) with a Sharpie. It was pretty amusing to my gf at the time.
Why am I sensing that this is a new story Sprite is working on?
I dress mine up for the holidays. It has theme costumes. For Halloween it was a bat. For Easter I'll make a bunny costume
Mine is wearing a Roman gladiator outfit at the moment. Tomorrow it will be dressed up as an El Presidente of a banana republic. I also have a lot of pirate outfits for my penis. Catholic women enjoy my penis dressed as The Pope. And l dress the dude in a tuxedo when l go to the opera.
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Yup, in a tight latex bodysuit.
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My penis works really hard to remove all clothing. I’d hate to burden him with fashion demands even beyond what polite society requires.
Never have or thought about it before this thread.
If I did dress it up, I'd want it to be anatomically correct. So then the question becomes would my penis dress up its penis? And if so would my penis' penis dress up its penis?....
Infinite penis.
Post-avant-retro-demelodicized-electro-yodel-core is my jam.
Yep, it's into latex bondage.
There's plenty of dicks on here, I wonder if they dress up?
I'm like a previous poster, of all the thoughts I've ever had in my life, I think it is safe to say that I'd never thought of dressing it up.
If you're feeling bored during this Covid-19 epidemic I’d like to suggest
you take a peek at a story I collaborated with SueBrasil, a brilliant author.
It's about a mistake in judgment a lady makes concerning a friend, based
on the hurtful words of someone that only thinks of himself. Will that
conniving person succeed in ruining a beautiful friendship, or will she see
through his lies? It's gradually creeping up towards the 30,000 mark
and we’d love any votes or hearing whatever comments you may wish
to make. It is listed in my profile under ‘FAVOURITES’ as Apologize.
www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/apologize.aspx Theres the old joke: 'Watcha gonna get for your wifes Bday Charlie?'
'I dunno. Tie a ribbon around my dick?'
On a more serious note fancy condoms count as pecker bling. A lady friend & I tried glow in the dark rubbers.
Never dressed up, but spray painted, coloured using printer ink and markers, and drawn on, countless times.
Used to have an Elephant Thong, does that count?
I wrapped it in a purple ribbon one time for a forum dare. She wanted a pic of it soft, and the other while hard and flexing the ribbon.
i sometimes dress mine up and do a puppet show.
Actually, my wife enjoyed making it "talk" and at times she'd enlist her sister to help with the antics.
Only if it is planning on getting wet.
