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Questions no man wants to hear

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"How about she joins us next week instead of tonight?"
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"No not tonight, I'm tired"
"No not tonight, I have a head ache"
"We've known each other for 2 years now and theres something you should know.......I hate you."
"Lets see other people" (Sounds good at the time but you forget that she's the only one getting any!!)
"My parents are coming over tomorrow"
"If you ever talk to me in that tone of voice again I'll kill you while you sleep!......good night hunny"
Only memories, fading memories, blending in to dull tableaux. I want them back.
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Wow...none of those are questions are they...*slaps face*
Only memories, fading memories, blending in to dull tableaux. I want them back.
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Quote by Maroo
"No not tonight, I'm tired"
"No not tonight, I have a head ache"
"We've known each other for 2 years now and theres something you should know.......I hate you."
"Lets see other people" (Sounds good at the time but you forget that she's the only one getting any!!)
"My parents are coming over tomorrow"
"If you ever talk to me in that tone of voice again I'll kill you while you sleep!......good night hunny"


some of them sound like what us women would say haha except for the last one lol

Don't worry Maroo I do that not answering the question sometimes ha ha

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"Hunny, so um, want to go see the opera with me?"

and....this is what he would feel like doing to her--->
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it would depend on the opera for me i guess
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"Is that it? (while staring at naked crotch region, then laughs hysterically)"

"What would you do if I said I have (insert STD here)"-And that's the story of Rhianna and Chris Brown.
Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!
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Do you mind if I watch that movie instead of the football? ( Woman looks up adorinly at her man and say's 'I'll make it up to you later") Hee heee
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What are you thinking (about)?


There's an advert on telly at the moment for a brand of drink (WKD for anyone in the UK) where a man and a woman are arm in arm sitting on a beautiful beach. She asks him 'what are you thinking'. After a slow pause he replies 'i was just wondering which could swim faster................ a dog or a horse?'

Genius answer but sums us men up really
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Baby... Remember last night while I was giving you a blow Job I asked you *insert horrible question here ie will you marry me, can I have keys to your apparment* and you said 'anything baby anything'
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Trap.


Its a very good trap...
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Why do you smell like (insert perfume name here)
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"Honey, where is your wallet.", or the dreaded "You don't mind if my parents stay here, do you?"
So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. George Carlin
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You'll never guessed what happened in Eastenders...... ( He groans and automatically shuts down) ha ha
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Doh!!!!! That's not a question haha but still all the same it's a conversation any man can do without ha ha
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My last lover was really good, he was so big and thick.
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Why dont we skip this girlie flick and shave my pussy instead.

Opps sorry, the topic is what we dont want to hear, got confuddled
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I think I'm Pregent, but it might not be yours.

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Welcome back, Bat! I hope you and yours are doing well.
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Shall we go to Ikea this Bank Holiday weekend darling ?
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Shall we go to Ikea this Bank Holiday weekend darling ?
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Could try doing that more like my ex?
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(Whilst the football is on the telly) "Hon, do you want to go do something together?"
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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Why is it all shriveled up like that?
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(After she can't orgasm) What's wrong with you?
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What are you thinking (about)?


There's an advert on telly at the moment for a brand of drink (WKD for anyone in the UK) where a man and a woman are arm in arm sitting on a beautiful beach. She asks him 'what are you thinking'. After a slow pause he replies 'i was just wondering which could swim faster................ a dog or a horse?'

Genius answer but sums us men up really


Ha Ha i've seen that one its briliant PMSL
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How much is in our savings account?
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Me being 49 I was actually getting way horny recently as I was hitting it off with this very attractive 60-ish woman at the local pub. I found myself thinking that if she is this hot I bet her daughter would be way do-able if she had one...and out of the blue she asked me if I have ever done a Sportsman double? She explains it's a Mother-Daughter threesome and I said let's go.

As we entered her nicely decorated two story Colonial house and I heard her yell up the stairs....

"Hey Mom...are you still awake"!!!!!!!