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The night before...your wedding
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Were you:
Shitting bricks
Tying one on with the boys at your bachelor party
Recuperating from tying one on, with the boys
Too excited to sleep
Dreaming of a glorious future with your princess
Being coerced by future father-in-law to marry her
Still cursing that old, cheap condom you used
Planning your escape
Still haggling over the pre-nups
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This poll fails due to lack of "None of the Above" option. For me, it was just another night.
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I'm not married yet (April 9, 2011 I will be though), but I'm sure I'll spend the entire night dreaming abouy my future with Amie.
"Nos laetus epulor qui would domito nos. (We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.)"
"Nil satis nisi optimum. (Nothing but the best will do.)"
"I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so...horny." - Sarah Michelle Gellar (Kathryn, Cruel Intentions)
"Sex is just alone time with someone else there." - Taint on The Lex And Terry Show, 11/11/09
"Stupidity isn't a crime, so you're free to go."
"I am The Devil, too. There can only be one devil. One of us must go." - Ozzy Osbourne at the end of his cover of "Sympathy For The Devil"
"Your ego is not your amigo." - Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries
"It's my world. I'm just letting you live here." - Mandy, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
"Nil satis nisi optimum. (Nothing but the best will do.)"
"I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so...horny." - Sarah Michelle Gellar (Kathryn, Cruel Intentions)
"Sex is just alone time with someone else there." - Taint on The Lex And Terry Show, 11/11/09
"Stupidity isn't a crime, so you're free to go."
"I am The Devil, too. There can only be one devil. One of us must go." - Ozzy Osbourne at the end of his cover of "Sympathy For The Devil"
"Your ego is not your amigo." - Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries
"It's my world. I'm just letting you live here." - Mandy, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
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I'd have taken 1, 3, 4, and 5, if I could. Went with "recuperating" because it's both true and funny.
We were both full of joy because we'd vowed not to get hitched until our same-sex oriented friends could (we're both bi) and we managed to squeeze into the window between California's acceptance of gay marriage and Prop H8.
We were both full of joy because we'd vowed not to get hitched until our same-sex oriented friends could (we're both bi) and we managed to squeeze into the window between California's acceptance of gay marriage and Prop H8.
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May I even dare to ask 'Why' WMM would want to know the answer to this? It dragged up all sort of stressed out memories for this dude - **lapses into another melacholy moment** - gezz, that was a long time ago. 
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw