Where do you cum after masturbation?

Mostly done in the shower. No cleanup of the cum and cleaning me is easy.

Either in my hand or on my face

Reminds me of the 'There's something about Mary' film, when his pal told him to rub one out before he went out for the evening. He told him he would last longer. He tried it bymut she rang the doorbell just as he climaxed. He was distracted and it shot up and landed on his earlobe. He couldn't find it, so answered the door. She saw it immediately (Cameron Diaz can see mine anytime!) and asked what it was. "Hair gel". Do she rubbed it in her hair and it stuck up as though glued!😄