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Which side do you hang?

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Well, he wants to lean left but I prefer him right, so I have to shove a hand in there to shove him back as I walk along. Get a few strange looks

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I kinda don't hang. Not erect my dick is straight down & with a nice hard erection; my dick curves straight up. I can almost hang a flag on him.
I hang yo the left a bit
Dress left.
Generally pretty centered or slight right
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So, now this has been brought to my attention, I've started paying more attention to my penis. And I tend towards the right, which seems to put me in the minority here.


You are however, in fine company, Clum.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

In the last five years, since last posting, I have gone from hanging to the left to rarely coming out to play at all. When semi erect, or erect, my penis now points to the left.

Seductively Sovereign

“Which side do you hang?” Mmm… such an innocent question with such sinful undertones.

Left or right? That’s cute. I’m far more interested in how well you present yourself hard, eager, obedient. Because when you're Mine, it doesn't matter which side it rests on... it only matters who owns it.

The left

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My hubby dresses right for some reason. That causes me to have to reach back under his zipper to get his cock. Do you realize how inconvenient that is? I'm going to check with his insurance and see if this is a correctable defect. A woman should not have to work extra hard to get to her mans cock when it seems so many are much easier accessible. Wish me luck!

👌

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Seductively Sovereign

“Which side do you hang?” Mmm… such an innocent question with such sinful undertones.

Left or right? That’s cute. I’m far more interested in how well you present yourself hard, eager, obedient. Because when you're Mine, it doesn't matter which side it rests on... it only matters who owns it.

Well said!

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Seductively Sovereign

“Which side do you hang?” Mmm… such an innocent question with such sinful undertones.

Left or right? That’s cute. I’m far more interested in how well you present yourself hard, eager, obedient. Because when you're Mine, it doesn't matter which side it rests on... it only matters who owns it.

You can own me !

Generally right, I think. It's such a natural thing, I don't think about it normally. Just happens.😊

A strange little something for Halloween.

Strange Rites

I'm a grower more than a shower. I tend to just hang around the center and wait.

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Generally right, I think. It's such a natural thing, I don't think about it normally. Just happens.😊

Once you realize you dress either left or right, you generally don't think about it again. I'd actually never heard the term "dress left/right" until I was graduating and had to get fitted for a suit. The tailor asked me, "Do you dress left or right?" I told him I had no idea what he was talking about. He explained. Over many more suit fittings, I always told the tailor I dress left as soon as we started the fitting.

I don't place it either side, it's wherever it ends up. However, I do notice it seems to naturally end up on the left more often than not.

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I don't place it either side, it's wherever it ends up. However, I do notice it seems to naturally end up on the left more often than not.

Means you "dress left". It's not a 100% of the time thing, just how you generally hang

To the left as well. I also generally use my left hand when I masterbait.

Left flaccid; straight when erect.