Banana? Shit, I've been doing it wrong!
I can’t think of a good tagline so this will have to do. Suggest a better one for me?
Bananna Daquiris? She's MENTAL.
xx SF
True Story: (Hi Jayne!)
I had a GF who was into being tied up in those fancy Nipponese Knots... Except, I'm not good with knots, okay?
So, TRYING TO FUCKING BE UNDERSTANDING, I brought a Boy Scout in to, show me the ropes, I guess...
You know, you TRY to do the NICE thing and it fucking backfires...
*LAUGHS!!!*
(THAT ONE skirts the borders, doesn't it?)