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im master4cuckold chocolat .bi.180cm .85kg. penis .24.13cm .
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by sweet_as_candy
Thought that read your penis weighed 85kg...
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Is this the line where we sign up for the weigh-in? 
The Linebacker
Quote by sweet_as_candy
Thought that read your penis weighed 85kg...
Does 85kg meet the Lushstories minimum penis weight required for Lush male membership? I think we need to find out how to properly characterize this guy's chocolate penis. Dark chocolate? Milk chocolate? Swiss chocolate? German chocolate? Double-fudge chocolate with peanuts? Candy, l think you should be assigned to this task. Please have a full report ready by next Friday's board meeting. Thanks.
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Quote by Liz
Who measures their dick to two decimal places, lol.
Ugh! I guess that kills my idea for my next Lush name: Footlong+2centimeterChiliCheeseDawg
...back to the drawing board.
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Quote by Liz
Who measures their dick to two decimal places, lol.
I always round up on the inches - lol. Two decimal places is OK, if you had a definitive baseline from where to measure from. That's the problem! Do you measure from the top or from the bottom.
And the length is one thing - so 24cm may be impressive but 0.5cm diamater and you have a straw. Now personally, I like sucking on straws especially when there's strawberry milkshake in the glass.
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Watch this space...She is really - cumming soon!
Quote by Buz
Does 85kg meet the Lushstories minimum penis weight required for Lush male membership? I think we need to find out how to properly characterize this guy's chocolate penis. Dark chocolate? Milk chocolate? Swiss chocolate? German chocolate? Double-fudge chocolate with peanuts? Candy, l think you should be assigned to this task. Please have a full report ready by next Friday's board meeting. Thanks.
Damn it, Buz, you're making me hungry. Not for a chocolate dick, just for chocolate. Any chocolate. In any form. Okay, I guess a chocolate dick might work. And he does have "bi" in there.
Quote by wifeNmomof1
A chocolate penis...........would that be like one of those chocolate easter bunny's..........hollow. Or more like one of those large real chocolate Hershey bars........oh probably not. You break them off piece by piece
You could lick and suck on one, though, couldn't you?
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Quote by wifeNmomof1
A chocolate penis...........would that be like one of those chocolate easter bunny's..........hollow. Or more like one of those large real chocolate Hershey bars........oh probably not. You break them off piece by piece
I like the idea of chocolate titties. Actually, covering my wife's titties in chocolate syrup has been a lot of fun. Most any syrup works, really.