I'm new to Lush and this seems like a decent way of introducing myself before I begin writing stories.
Are you male or female? Male
How old are you? 24
How many times a week do you masturbate? On average 10, last week it was more like 5 times a day, so about 30.
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? Everytime.
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? Don't take baths, showers all the way.
Outdoors? Yes. Favourite way of masturbating is with the 'thrilloftherisk' of being caught. (See what I did there? :P)
At work? Yes
Every room in the house? Yes and in multiple houses/flats.
In a car while traveling... ? Yes and on buses and trains.
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Meh, sometimes but fantasizing is more about what you don't have.
A friend? yeah quite a bit.
A friend's spouse? On more than one occasion.
A stranger? Yeah
A student? yeah
A member of the same sex? hmmm, once yeah but didn't do it for me. Though I do fantasize about tgirls, especially the really feminine ones.
A past lover? Nope, been then 'done' that.
What position do you play in:
Really depends on time alloted, where I am etc. Normally sitting as I may have to cover up and act normal but when I can it's laying down fully nude.
How do you play:
With right hand but left hand on sites like this. I also use a fleshlight when the situation arises.
Written erotica? Yes.
Pictures? Yes, I like coedcherry for that.
Movie clips online? Yes.
Videos? Yes, Thank god for porn.
Something on TV? If it's kinky yeah.
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? Sometimes.
Gay or lesbian sex? LESBIAN!
Group sex or orgies? I have jerked it to some orgies but it's not my fav.
Blow jobs/oral sex? Yes, especially PoV.
Cumshots? Sometimes.
Anal? Nope.
Interracial? Nope.
Age play? Nope.
S&M? Never.
Role playing? Sometimes. The whole nurse/patient and teacher/student things are hot.
Kinky? Meh.
I am adding 'Shemale solo'. I have been watching a lot of it recently. It's my latest craze.
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Nope
A chat room dialogue? Nope.
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yeah.
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yes on multiple occasions. My experiences being caught was one of the reasons I joined Lush, so I could share.
Masturbated for a man/woman? No but really want to.
Masturbated for the same sex? Nope
Masturbated in a group? I wish
Masturbated for a photo? That I took myself
Masturbated for a webcam? Once but intend to do it again.
Masturbated for a video? Yeah.
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? No
Insert something or play with your ass? I have but dont own the relevant toys. Yet.
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? No
Use pain as a method of playing? No
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? Only pre-cum
When was the last time you masturbated? I'm in the middle of a session right now. Last time I cam was about 3 hours ago.
Are you wet or hard now? Hard
Are you going to masturbate now? I am masturbating between sentences.
Are you a masturbation addict? Normally I'd say no but based on the last few days I'd have to say I'm getting there.
What is the most you have played in one day? Most ever was 14. Could never repeat that. That happened about 8 years ago.
Maybe the next time I edge I will fill this out lol
Are you male or female? Male
How old are you? 50
How many times a week do you masturbate? 4-6
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? Once.
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes, next to my wife.
In the shower? No.
In the bath? Yes.
Outdoors? No.
At work? No.
Every room in the house? No.
In a car while traveling... ? No.
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? No.
A friend? Yes.
A friend's spouse? Yes.
A stranger? Yes.
A student? No.
A member of the same sex? No.
A past lover? Yes.
What position do you play in:
On your back? Yes.
Standing? No.
Kneeling? No.
Sitting? Yes.
Lying on tummy? Sometimes
How do you play:
With left hand? No.
With right hand? Yes.
With a toy? Sometimes.
With water from bath? Sometimes.
Written erotica? Sometimes.
Pictures? Yes.
Movie clips online? Yes.
Videos? Yes.
Something on TV? Sometimes.
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? Yes.
Gay or lesbian sex? Yes.
Group sex or orgies? Sometimes.
Blow jobs/oral sex? Sometimes
Cumshots? Sometimes.
Anal? No.
Interracial? Yes.
Age play? Yes.
S&M? Sometimes
Role playing? Don't know.
Kinky? Yes. I love tentacles.
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? No.
A chat room dialogue? Yes.
Exchanged stories or pictures? Definitely yes.
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yes.
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes.
Masturbated for the same sex? No.
Masturbated in a group? No.
Masturbated for a photo? Yes.
Masturbated for a webcam? Would like to.
Masturbated for a video? Yes.
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? No.
Insert something or play with your ass? Sometimes.
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? No.
Use pain as a method of playing? No.
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? No.
When was the last time you masturbated? This morning.
Are you wet or hard now? No.
Are you going to masturbate now? No.
Are you a masturbation addict? No.
What is the most you have played in one day? 3 times.
Are you male or female? MALE
How old are you? 22
How many times a week do you masturbate? 3-4
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? ONCE
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? YES
In the shower? YES
In the bath? NO
Outdoors? I HAVE BEFORE
At work? NO
Every room in the house? YES
In a car while traveling... ? NO
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? YES
A friend? YES
A friend's spouse? YES
A stranger? YES
A student? NO
A member of the same sex? NO
A past lover? YES
What position do you play in:
On your back? YES
Standing? YES
Kneeling? NO
Sitting? YES
Lying on tummy? NO
How do you play:
With left hand? YES
With right hand? YES
With a toy? YES
With water from bath? NO
Written erotica? YES
Pictures? YES
Movie clips online? YES
Videos? YES
Something on TV? NO
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? YES
Gay or lesbian sex? NO
Group sex or orgies? YES
Blow jobs/oral sex? YES
Cumshots? YES
Anal? YES
Interracial? YES
Age play? YES
S&M? YES
Role playing? YES
Kinky? YES
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? NO
A chat room dialogue? YES
Exchanged stories or pictures? YES
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? YES
Masturbated for a man/woman? YES
Masturbated for the same sex? NO
Masturbated in a group? NO
Masturbated for a photo? NO
Masturbated for a webcam? YES
Masturbated for a video? YES
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? NO
Insert something or play with your ass? NO
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? NO
Use pain as a method of playing? NO
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? NO
When was the last time you masturbated? 2 DAYS AGO
Are you wet or hard now? NO
Are you going to masturbate now? NO
Are you a masturbation addict? NO
What is the most you have played in one day? MAYBE 10 TIMES
Are you male or female? cpl
How old are you? 49 & 52
How many times a week do you masturbate? Male 4-5 – Female 7-9
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? Male 2 or 3 times – Female 5-8
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? neither
Outdoors? Yes
At work? No
Every room in the house? Yes
In a car while traveling... ? Yes as long as not driving - lol
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Certainly. We love to think crazy thoughts about one another.
A friend? no
A friend's spouse? no
A stranger? no
A student? no
A member of the same sex? no
A past lover? no
What position do you play in:
On your back? Yes
Standing? Yes
Kneeling? Yes
Sitting? Yes
Lying on tummy? Yes
How do you play:
With left hand? Yes
With right hand? Yes
With a toy? Yes
With water from bath? Yes
Written erotica? Yes
Pictures? Yes
Movie clips online? Yes
Videos? Yes
Something on TV? No
What is your favorite porn: Porn is not something we prefer but if we have to choose….
Straight sex between man and woman? Awesome
Gay or lesbian sex? Interesting
Group sex or orgies? Intriguing
Blow jobs/oral sex? For sure
Cumshots? Definitely
Anal? Oh Yeah Baby!!!
Interracial? Color does not matter to us, people are people.
Age play? noper
S&M? noper
Role playing? Yes Yes YES!
Kinky? More Yes Yes YES!
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Yes
A chat room dialogue? Yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes
Masturbated for the same sex? Male has not – Female has
Masturbated in a group? Yes
Masturbated for a photo? Yes
Masturbated for a webcam? Yes
Masturbated for a video? Yes
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Yes
Insert something or play with your ass? Yes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? Male does not – Female does
Use pain as a method of playing? no
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? Female does regularly, male is getting where he can more often (she loves this!)
When was the last time you masturbated? Today – both of us did twice
Are you wet or hard now? Yes
Are you going to masturbate now? No
Are you a masturbation addict? No
What is the most you have played in one day? Male 12 times in a day – Female 21 times
Are you male or female? male
How old are you? 56
How many times a week do you masturbate? 3-6
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? 3-6
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes
In the shower? yes
In the bath? yes
Outdoors? yes
At work? yes
Every room in the house? yes
In a car while traveling... ? yes
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Yes
A friend? No
A friend's spouse?yes
A stranger? yes
A student? No
A member of the same sex? Yes
A past lover? yes
What position do you play in:
On your back?yes
Standing? yes
Kneeling? yes
Sitting? yes
Lying on tummy? Yes
How do you play:
With left hand?No
With right hand? Yes
With a toy? yes
With water from bath?yes
Written erotica? Sometimes
Pictures? Yes
Movie clips online? yes
Videos? Yes
Something on TV? No
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? Yes
Gay or lesbian sex? Yes
Group sex or orgies? No
Blow jobs/oral sex? yes
Cumshots? yes
Anal? yes
Interracial? yes
Age play? No
S&M? yes
Role playing? yes
Kinky? yes
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Yes
A chat room dialogue? Yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? yes
Masturbated for the same sex? yes
Masturbated in a group? yes
Masturbated for a photo? yes
Masturbated for a webcam? yes
Masturbated for a video? yes
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? yes
Insert something or play with your ass?yes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? No
Use pain as a method of playing? No
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? Yes
When was the last time you masturbated? Yesterday
Are you wet or hard now? yes
Are you going to masturbate now? yes
Are you a masturbation addict? No
What is the most you have played in one day? 3-4 times
female
26
3-4 to 7-15
Once
Where do you masturbate:
In bed
In the bath
Every room in the house
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other
A friend
A stranger
A member of the same sex
A past lover
What position do you play in:
On back
Sitting
How do you play:
With right hand?
With a toy
Written erotica
Pictures?
Movie clips online
Videos
Something on TV
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? 2
Group sex or orgies? 4
Blow jobs/oral set? 1
Cumshots? 5
Anal? 6
Role playing? 7
Kinky? 3
Have you ever masturbated to:
A chat room dialogue? yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? yea
Have you ever:
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes
Masturbated for the same sex? Yes
Masturbated for a photo? yes
Masturbated for a webcam? yes
Masturbated for a video? Yes
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Only when I start
Insert something or play with your ass? mmmhmmm
Use pain as a method of playing? Sometimes
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? Yes
When was the last time you masturbated? Yesterday
Are you wet or hard now? Yes
Are you going to masturbate now? Most definitely
Are you a masturbation addict? Absolutely, but who isn't?
What is the most you have played in one day? 6
Are you male or female?
Female
How old are you?
24
How many times a week do you masturbate?
7,sometimes more sometimes a lot less
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? multiple times
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes
In the shower? yes
In the bath? Yes
Outdoors? Yes
At work? not Yet
Every room in the house? yes
In a car while traveling... ? Yes
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? sometimes
A friend? sometimes
A friend's spouse? No
A stranger? yes
A student? no
A member of the same sex? yes
A past lover? yes
What position do you play in:
On your back? yes
Standing? no
Kneeling? yes
Sitting? yes
Lying on tummy? yes
How do you play:
With left hand? sometimes
With right hand? yes
With a toy? yes
With water from bath? no
Written erotica? yes
Pictures? sometimes
Movie clips online? no
Videos? no
Something on TV? no
What is your favorite porn: Not really a porn watcher
Straight sex between man and woman?
Gay or lesbian sex?
Group sex or orgies?
Blow jobs/oral sex?
Cumshots?
Anal?
Interracial?
Age play?
S&M?
Role playing?
Kinky?
Have you ever masturbated to: NO
Email messages?
A chat room dialogue?
Exchanged stories or pictures?
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? yes
Masturbated for the same sex? yes
Masturbated in a group? no
Masturbated for a photo? no
Masturbated for a webcam? no
Masturbated for a video? no
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? yes
Insert something or play with your ass? yes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? yes
Use pain as a method of playing? no
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? yes
When was the last time you masturbated? yesterday
Are you wet or hard now? a little
Are you going to masturbate now? no
Are you a masturbation addict? no
What is the most you have played in one day? 10
Are you male or female?
Male
How old are you?
33
How many times a week do you masturbate?
7,sometimes more sometimes less
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes
In the shower? yes
In the bath? Yes
Outdoors? No
At work? Yes
Every room in the house? No
In a car while traveling... ? No
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? sometimes
A friend? sometimes
A friend's spouse? sometimes
A stranger? yes
A student? no
A member of the same sex? No
A past lover? yes
What position do you play in:
On your back? yes
Standing? yes
Kneeling? yes
Sitting? yes
How do you play:
With left hand? sometimes
With right hand? yes
With a toy? No
With water from bath? No
Written erotica? yes
Pictures? sometimes
Movie clips online? Yes
Videos? Yes
Something on TV? no
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? yes
Gay or lesbian sex? not much
Group sex or orgies? yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? yes
Cumshots? yes
Anal? love it
Interracial? yes
Age play? yes
S&M?
Role playing? yes
Kinky? yes
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? no
A chat room dialogue? yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? yes
Masturbated for the same sex? yes
Masturbated in a group? no
Masturbated for a photo? yes
Masturbated for a webcam? yes
Masturbated for a video? yes
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? no
Insert something or play with your ass? no
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? no
Use pain as a method of playing? no
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? no
When was the last time you masturbated? 2 days ago
Are you wet or hard now? a little
Are you going to masturbate now? no
Are you a masturbation addict? no
What is the most you have played in one day? 7
Female
25
Probably 4-5 times per week
1 or more orgasms each time, depends on my mood
Where do you masturbate:
In bed
In the shower
In the bath
Outdoors
At work
Every room in the house
In a car while traveling.
It's more like where haven't I masturbated.
What do you fantasize about when you play: I'll rank these since I've done most of them.
A significant other - 1
A friend - 2
A friend's spouse - 4
A stranger - 5
A student - 3 (college girls)
A member of the same sex - almost always
A past lover -6
What position do you play in:
On my back mostly
Standing
Kneeling
How do you play:
With right hand
With a toy
With water from bath - bathtub faucet and showerhead
Pictures sometimes
Porn videos often
What is your favorite porn: Again I'll rank them
Straight sex between man and woman - 5
Lesbian sex - 1
Group sex or orgies - 3
Blow jobs/oral sex - 6
Cumshots - 4
Interracial - 2
Have you ever masturbated to:
A chat room dialogue? - IM dialogue yes
Exchanged stories or pictures - yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating - yes
Masturbated for a man/woman - yes
Masturbated for the same sex - oh yes
Masturbated in a group - I wish
Masturbated for a photo - yes
Masturbated for a webcam - yes
Masturbated for a video - yes
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating - every time
Insert something or play with your ass - rarely
Insert something in mouth when masturbating - sometimes
Use pain as a method of playing - never
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum - a lot
When was the last time you masturbated - yesterday
Are you wet or hard now - wet
Are you going to masturbate now - probably
Are you a masturbation addict = define addict
What is the most you have played in one day - probably 5 or 6 separate occasions.
Are you male or female? Male
How old are you? 30's
How many times a week do you masturbate? 7
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? 3-4
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? yes
In the shower? yes
In the bath? no
Outdoors? yes
At work? no
Every room in the house?yes
In a car while traveling... ? yes
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? no
A friend? yes
A friend's spouse?yes
A stranger? yes
A student? yes
A member of the same sex? no
A past lover? no
What position do you play in:
On your back? yes
Standing? yes
Kneeling? no
Sitting? yes
Lying on tummy? no
How do you play:
With left hand? yes
With right hand? yes
With a toy? no
With water from bath? no
Written erotica? yes
Pictures? yes
Movie clips online? yes
Videos? yes
Something on TV? yes
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? yes
Gay or lesbian sex? lesbian sex
Group sex or orgies? no
Blow jobs/oral sex? yes
Cumshots? yes
Anal? no
Interracial? sometimes
Age play? sometimes
S&M? no
Role playing? no
Kinky? no
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? yes
A chat room dialogue? yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? yes
Masturbated for the same sex? no
Masturbated in a group? no
Masturbated for a photo? no
Masturbated for a webcam? no
Masturbated for a video? no
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? no
Insert something or play with your ass? no
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? no
Use pain as a method of playing? no
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? yes
When was the last time you masturbated? this morning
Are you wet or hard now? no
Are you going to masturbate now? no
Are you a masturbation addict? possibly
What is the most you have played in one day? 8 or 9 times
Are you male or female?female
How old are you? 41
How many times a week do you masturbate? more than 10 times
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? between 2-5 times
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? yes
In the shower? yes
In the bath? yes
Outdoors? no
At work? sometimes
Every room in the house? yes
In a car while traveling... ? yes
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? no
A friend? no
A friend's spouse? yes
A stranger? yes
A student? yes
A member of the same sex? yes
A past lover? yes
What position do you play in:
On your back? yes
Standing? yes
Kneeling? yes
Sitting? yes
Lying on tummy? yes
How do you play:
With left hand? no
With right hand? yes
With a toy? yes
With water from bath? yes
Written erotica? yes
Pictures? yes
Movie clips online? yes
Videos? yes
Something on TV? no
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? yes
Gay or lesbian sex? lesbian sex
Group sex or orgies? yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? yes
Cumshots? yes
Anal? yes
Interracial? yes
Age play? no
S&M? little
Role playing? no
Kinky? yes
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? yes
A chat room dialogue? yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? yes
Masturbated for the same sex? yes
Masturbated in a group? yes
Masturbated for a photo? yes
Masturbated for a webcam? yes
Masturbated for a video? yes
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? yes
Insert something or play with your ass? yes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? no
Use pain as a method of playing? a little
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? yes
When was the last time you masturbated? today
Are you wet or hard now? wet
Are you going to masturbate now? later
Are you a masturbation addict? yes
What is the most you have played in one day? 10
I wasn't going to do this, because the act of wanking is quite a private one. But Manchester United are boring as fuck, and I realised that NO ONE reads these things. I mean really...who cares? 'Oh, you're male and you masturbate? Please, tell me more....' said no one, ever.
Are you male or female? Male
How old are you? 30
How many times a week do you masturbate? Depends. Some weeks not often, other twice or more a day...I reckon if you average it out since the day I first started wanking, it must average once a day
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? Erm...every time. I don't see why else you would do it? Any one who says less than once a time is, I'm assuming, one of those people who can have a glass of wine and then stop?
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? often
In the shower? Rarely
In the bath? No. That's just disguesting. Why would I want to dirty my bath tub with cum? And I don't think my rubber duckie would care too much for it either. Unless I'm wrong and it loves facials
Outdoors? Never
At work? A couple of times when I was 18/19 and working late alone.
Every room in the house? No
In a car while traveling... ? NO! WTF? Anyone who answers yes to this shouldn't be allowed to drive (unless they were the passenger at the time)
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? If I have one at the time, that's all I think about
A friend? No
A friend's spouse? No
A stranger? How can I fantasise about someone I don't know?
A student? No
A member of the same sex? Never
A past lover? Often
What position do you play in:
On your back? Usually
Standing? When I'm in the shower (I've yet to stand on my bed and wank, or lay down in the shower and wank)
Kneeling? Never
Sitting? Yes, when I'm on the computer
Lying on tummy? Is this even possible? This is a question for the girls, I think
How do you play:
With left hand? No
With right hand? Yes
With a toy? No
With water from bath? See my previous answer for my thoughts on wanking in the bath
Written erotica? Yes
Pictures? Yes
Movie clips online? No
Videos? No
Something on TV? I once knocked one out to 'push the button' by that band with the three girls in it. That blondie, who kept pushing her arse out....yeah, it came on at the right time for me to use it as inspiration
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? Yes. One man and one woman
Gay or lesbian sex? No. I just think that porn should have a cock in it (although not exclusively)
Group sex or orgies? No
Blow jobs/oral sex? Yeah!
Cumshots? Of course. That's the best part
Anal? Sometimes...but not often
Interracial? No
Age play? Hell no
S&M? No
Role playing? No
Kinky? No
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? No
A chat room dialogue? No. Chat room dialogue makes me laugh. 'fuuuuucccccckkkkkkk. I'm cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmming'. How do people get aroused by that?! It just makes me laugh
Exchanged stories or pictures? Hell yeah!
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? No
Masturbated for a man/woman? I suppose...I wouldn't say I've masturbated 'for' one though, more that I've masturbated ON one (the one being female)
Masturbated for the same sex? No
Masturbated in a group? Is two considered a group? Yes if so, no if not
Masturbated for a photo? guilty
Masturbated for a webcam? No
Masturbated for a video? I'll blush and say yes.....but only for ONE person (my girlfriend). It wasn't like the video went on general release
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? No
Insert something or play with your ass? Do I ever? No. But have I? Yeah. I was curious, but it didn't do anything for me
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? Erm....no
Use pain as a method of playing? No!
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? I'm going to eat dinner soon, and it's definitely not going to be a cum sandwich. Never have, never will. Unlike the whole thing up the arse thing, this has never peaked my curiosity
When was the last time you masturbated? This morning
Are you wet or hard now? I'm neither wet or hard.
Are you going to masturbate now? No. But I have a funny feeling I've got one left inside of me before the day is out
Are you a masturbation addict? Someone said if I couldn't give up alcohol for a month (which I can't), that it means I'm an alcoholic. So if we followed the same logic, I guess I am...
What is the most you have played in one day? Four or five, maybe? Certainly don't do that often, mind!
Are you male or female? Female
How old are you? 31
How many times a week do you masturbate? I have no idea, honestly. I don't really count. I can do it several times one day and not do it for a few weeks... But well, let's say that once a week.
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? Depends. Without "help" I will most probably give up, frustrated, after a while (sometimes a long while, sometimes a short while). With help, at least once, but sometimes more.
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Always.
In the shower? Never.
In the bath? Never.
Outdoors? Never.
At work? Never.
Every room in the house? No.
In a car while traveling... ? Of course not!
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? I did when I had one.
A friend? Lush friends, hell yes. Other friends, no.
A friend's spouse? No.
A stranger? Yes, not as in "that guy I saw in the train and I don't know" but I imagine situations with a stranger.
A student? No, the opposite. It's always the teacher, the boss, the police officer... I really have a thing for figures of authority.
A member of the same sex? Very, very, very rarely.
A past lover? Sometimes.
What position do you play in:
On your back? Sometimes, but just for a moment, then I change position.
Standing? Never.
Kneeling? Never.
Sitting? Never.
Lying on tummy? Always.
How do you play:
With left hand? Yes.
With right hand? Very rarely.
With a toy? I have done it but not often. I don't own any toys at the moment so... no.
With water from bath? No.
Written erotica? Rarely.
Pictures? No.
Movie clips online? No.
Videos? No.
Something on TV? No.
What is your favorite porn:
Ok, in my case this would need a different title, since I watch porn very, very rarely and I don't really like it that much.
Straight sex between man and woman? Yes.
Gay or lesbian sex? No.
Group sex or orgies? No
Blow jobs/oral sex? Not my first choice, but...
Cumshots? Oh dear, no. I've learnt now to stop the video on time.
Anal? No.
Interracial? No.
Age play? No.
S&M? No.
Role playing? No.
Kinky? No.
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Yes.
A chat room dialogue? Yes. But usually private chats.
Exchanged stories or pictures? Not really. Has happened some time I'm sure but...
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Not as such. But when I was very young somehow I started to rub myself against the arm of the sofa when I was alone in the living room watching TV. I didn't know what I was doing and I don't think this should count as masturbating... but my mother caught me a couple of times and shouted at me a lot. So I didn't understand what was going on, but I knew it was bad. And I think this has marked me somehow.
Masturbated for a man/woman? For a man, yes. The man being my boyfriend. And now that I think about it... phone sex maybe should be considered like masturbating for another person? (Then yes, for a man.) And sex chats? (Then yes, for a man... and couple of times for a woman.)
Masturbated for the same sex? See above.
Masturbated in a group? No.
Masturbated for a photo? No.
Masturbated for a webcam? No.
Masturbated for a video? No.
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Rarely.
Insert something or play with your ass? NO. NEVER.
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? No.
Use pain as a method of playing? No.
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? No.
When was the last time you masturbated? Five hours ago. (Yes, I've checked the time.)
Are you wet or hard now? No.
Are you going to masturbate now? No. I know I say that words turn me on but surveys (as much as I love to fill them in)... come on.
Are you a masturbation addict? No.
What is the most you have played in one day? Five. Or that is, at least, the most I've done it in the recent past.
Why not...
Are you male or female? Female
How old are you? 33
How many times a week do you masturbate? Sometimes more, sometimes will go a while. So 1-3 a week average
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? Every time
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? Yes
Outdoors? No
At work? No
Every room in the house? Mostly
In a car while traveling... ? No
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Sometimes
A friend? Lush friends and a friend I had years ago
A friend's spouse? No
A stranger? No..
A student? No
A member of the same sex? Sometimes
A past lover? No
What position do you play in:
On your back? Yes
Standing? Yes sometimes in the shower
Kneeling? Yes
Sitting? Yes
Lying on tummy? Yes
How do you play:
With left hand? Only if I'm doing two things at the same time
With right hand? Yes
With a toy? Sometimes
With water from bath? Like the shower head? Yeah
Written erotica? Turned on by, but never started playing while reading
Pictures? Yes
Movie clips online? No
Videos? Yes
Something on TV? Yes
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? Yes!
Gay or lesbian sex? Girl on girl is hot
Group sex or orgies? Nope
Blow jobs/oral sex? Yes
Cumshots? Yes
Anal? Yes
Interracial? No
Age play? Absolutely no
S&M? No,
Role playing? Hmm... I think so
Kinky? Some
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Turned on but not play
A chat room dialogue? Turned on by my own conversations, laugh my ass off at others or roll my eyes at it.
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? No
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes
Masturbated for the same sex? No
Masturbated in a group? No that's weird
Masturbated for a photo? Yes
Masturbated for a webcam? No
Masturbated for a video? Yes
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Absolutely
Insert something or play with your ass? Have but not something I do a lot.
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? Umm no.. like what lol
Use pain as a method of playing? A little slapping but not pain
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? I have
When was the last time you masturbated? Yesterday
Are you wet or hard now? No
Are you going to masturbate now? No
Are you a masturbation addict? No
What is the most you have played in one day? I think maybe 3?
Oh this looks like fun!
Are you male or female? Female.
How old are you? 19.
How many times a week do you masturbate? Maybe 2 or 3 times a week?
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? As many times as I can!
Where do you masturbate?
In bed? Yes.
In the shower? No.
In the bath? No, but I would if I had one.
Outdoors? No, but I might if I had a private garden.
Every room of the house? No, but if I lived alone I might.
In a car while travelling? Maybe, if the person driving gave enough incentive.
What do you fantasize about when you play?
A significant other? No, but I would if I had one.
A friend? No.
A friend's spouse? No.
A stranger? Yes.
A student? No.
A member of the same sex? Sometimes.
A past lover? No.
What position do you play in?
On your back? Yes.
Standing? Yes.
Kneeling? Yes.
Sitting? Yes.
Lying on tummy? Yes.
How do you play?
With left hand? Yes. (For fingering and using toys)
With right hand? Yes. (For playing with and rubbing my clit)
With a toy? Sometimes.
With water from bath? No.
Written erotica? Sometimes.
Pictures? Sometimes.
Movie clips online? No.
Videos? Sometimes.
Something on TV? No.
What is you favourite porn?
Straight sex? Yes.
Gay or lesbian sex? Yes.
Group sex or orgies? Yes.
Blow jobs/oral sex? Sometimes.
Cumshots? Sometimes.
Anal? No.
Interracial? Sometimes.
Age play? No.
S&M? Sometimes.
Role playing? Yes.
Kinky? Depends on the kink.
Have you ever masturbated to...
Email messages? No.
Chatroom dialogue? Yes.
Exchanged stories or pictures? No.
Have you ever...
Been caught masturbating? Not that I know of.
Masturbated for someone? Yes.
Masturbated for the same sex? No.
Masturbated in a group? No but I would love to do that.
Masturbated for a photo? No but I would.
Masturbated for a webcam? No.
Masturbated for a video? No but I would.
Do you ever...
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Yes.
Insert something or play with you ass? No.
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? No.
Use pain as a method of playing? Does twisting nipples and slapping my ass and clit count?
For men and women...
Do you taste you cum? No.
When was the last time you masturbated? Yesterday.
Are you wet of hard now? Yes, very.
Are you going to masturbate now? Not right now, but soon.
Are you a masturbation addict? Maybe.
What is the most you have played in one day? Probably a 5 hour session.
Will be hitting the high points sooner or later as the stories unfold.
Are you male or female? male
How old are you? 60
How many times a week do you masturbate? 4 to 6
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? Always
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? Yes
Outdoors? Yes
At work? Yes
Every room in the house? Yes
In a car while traveling... ? Yes
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Yes
A friend? Yes
A friend's spouse? Yes
A stranger? Yes
A student? Yes
A member of the same sex? Yes
A past lover? Yes
What position do you play in:
On your back? Yes
Standing? Yes
Kneeling? Yes
Sitting? Yes
Lying on tummy? No
How do you play:
With left hand? Almost always
With right hand? Once in a while
With a toy? Yes
With water from bath? Yes
Written erotica? Yes
Pictures? Yes
Movie clips online? Yes
Videos? Yes
Something on TV?
What is your favorite porn:
I am very open when it comes to my porn. I like watching straight sex, lesbian sex, incest (mother-son mostly) threesomes (every combination), group sex and man-on-man sex.
Straight sex between man and woman?
Gay or lesbian sex?
Group sex or orgies?
Blow jobs/oral sex?
Cumshots?
Anal?
Interracial?
Age play?
S&M?
Role playing?
Kinky?
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Yes
A chat room dialogue? Yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes many times.
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yes, by a couple of different people.
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes, on webcam for other guys, ladys or groups.
Masturbated for the same sex? yes
Masturbated in a group?
Masturbated for a photo? yes
Masturbated for a webcam? yes
Masturbated for a video? yes
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? yes
Insert something or play with your ass? yes, very much enjoy something in my ass when I jackoff.
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? NBo
Use pain as a method of playing? No
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? Yes
When was the last time you masturbated? Now
Are you wet or hard now? Yes
Are you going to masturbate now? Yes
Are you a masturbation addict? Maybe
What is the most you have played in one day? five or six times
Are you male or female? Female
How old are you? 24
How many times a week do you masturbate? On average 2 or 3, sometimes more.
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? Everytime.
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? Yes, it's the only reason I have a bath to be honest.
Outdoors? No, I'm too much of a wimp.
At work? Ditto above.
Every room in the house? Not yet.
In a car while traveling... ? Not in a car, I have on a long coach journey though.
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? If I had one, surely I wouldn't have to fantasise about them.
A friend? Sometimes
A friend's spouse? No
A stranger? Does a lush friend count as a stranger? If so yes.
A student? Nope
A member of the same sex? A couple of times.
A past lover? Yes.
What position do you play in:
Normally lying in bed or the bath, or stood in the shower.
How do you play:
With right hand between my legs, and my left playing with my nipples.
Written erotica? Yes.
Pictures? No.
Movie clips online? No.
Videos? No.
What is your favorite porn:
I don't watch it.
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? No
A chat room dialogue? Yes.
Exchanged stories or pictures? No.
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Not that I know of.
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes
Masturbated for the same sex? No
Masturbated in a group? No
Masturbated for a photo? No
Masturbated for a webcam? Yes
Masturbated for a video? No.
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Yes, my nipples every time.
Insert something or play with your ass? Sometimes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? No
Use pain as a method of playing? No
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? Yes
When was the last time you masturbated? A couple of days ago.
Are you wet or hard now? No
Are you going to masturbate now? No.
Are you a masturbation addict? I don't think so, I don't think they'd let me in to masturbators anonymous.
What is the most you have played in one day? Maybe 2 or 3 times as a teenager.
Are you male or female?
M
How old are you?
18 with 47 years experience!
How many times a week do you masturbate?
Never Counted, at least once a day.
How many times do you orgasm each time you play?
Every time I jack off!
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? Yes
Outdoors? Yes
At work? I Have before I retired!
Every room in the house? Yes
In a car while traveling... ? Yes
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other?
A friend?
A friend's spouse?
A stranger?
A student?
A member of the same sex?
A past lover?
Yes to all the above, even a make believe family member!
What position do you play in:
On your back?
Standing?
Kneeling?
Sitting?
Lying on tummy?
I have done it in every conceivable manner - All the above!
How do you play:
With left hand?
With right hand?
With a toy?
With water from bath?
Written erotica?
Pictures?
Movie clips online?
Videos?
Something on TV?
All the above!
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman?
Gay or lesbian sex?
Group sex or orgies?
Blow jobs/oral sex?
Cumshots?
Anal?
Interracial?
Age play?
S&M?
Role playing?
Kinky?
Everything but S&M.
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages?
A chat room dialogue?
Exchanged stories or pictures?
Yes to all the above
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating?
Masturbated for a man/woman?
Masturbated for the same sex?
Masturbated in a group?
Masturbated for a photo?
Masturbated for a webcam?
Masturbated for a video?
Yes I have, everything except webcam or video, which I will do someday with the right person(s).
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating?
Insert something or play with your ass?
Insert something in mouth when masturbating?
Use pain as a method of playing?
Yes all but PAIN, Nipple Play and Ass - Why would I use pain t feel GOOD!
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? Yes
When was the last time you masturbated? Before taking this survey.
Are you wet or hard now? Getting Hard
Are you going to masturbate now? Yes I will
Are you a masturbation addict? Absolutely
What is the most you have played in one day? Never counted.
Are you male or female? Female
How old are you? 23
How many times a week do you masturbate? Every day so, 7
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? 3 or 4
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? yes
In the shower? yes I'm literally about to go do that
In the bath? yes
Outdoors? yes
At work? yes
Every room in the house? yes
In a car while traveling... ? yes
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? yep
A friend? yep
A friend's spouse? nope
A stranger? usually
A student? no
A member of the same sex? yes
A past lover? no
What position do you play in:
On your back? yes
Standing? yes
Kneeling? yes
Sitting? yes
Lying on tummy? no not usually
How do you play:
With left hand? no
With right hand? yes
With a toy? yes
With water from bath? yes
Written erotica? yes
Pictures? no
Movie clips online? yes
Videos? yes
Something on TV? no
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? yes
Gay or lesbian sex? yes
Group sex or orgies? not really
Blow jobs/oral sex? yes
Cumshots? yes please
Anal? definitely
Interracial? yes
Age play? no
S&M? yes
Role playing? yes
Kinky? yes yes yes
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? no
A chat room dialogue? yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? no
Masturbated for a man/woman? no
Masturbated for the same sex? no
Masturbated in a group? no
Masturbated for a photo? no
Masturbated for a webcam? no
Masturbated for a video? yes
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? yes
Insert something or play with your ass? oh yes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? no
Use pain as a method of playing? yes
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? no
When was the last time you masturbated? about to right now
Are you wet or hard now? yes ;)
Are you going to masturbate now? yes
Are you a masturbation addict? no
What is the most you have played in one day? 3 different sessions, the most I ever came in one session is 6 times
Are you male or female? Male
How old are you? Half century
How many times a week do you masturbate? 25 - 30
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? Everytime
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? No
Outdoors? Sometimes
At work? A few times
Every room in the house? Yes
In a car while traveling... ? A few times
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Yes
A friend? Yes
A friend's spouse? Yes
A stranger? Yes
A student? No
A member of the same sex? Yes
A past lover? Yes
What position do you play in:
On your back? Yes
Standing? Yes
Kneeling? A few times
Sitting? Yes, like right now!
Lying on tummy? No
How do you play:
With left hand? Yes
With right hand? Yes
With a toy? Sometimes
With water from bath? No
Written erotica? Yes
Pictures? Yes
Movie clips online? Yes
Videos? Yes
Something on TV? Not really
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? It's nice
Gay or lesbian sex? Yes
Group sex or orgies? Occasionally
Blow jobs/oral sex? Yes
Cumshots? Yes
Anal? YES
Interracial? Sometimes
Age play? No
S&M? No
Role playing? No
Kinky? No
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Yes
A chat room dialogue? OMG yes!
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes to both
Masturbated for the same sex? Yes
Masturbated in a group? I wish
Masturbated for a photo? Yes
Masturbated for a webcam? Many times
Masturbated for a video? Yes
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Yes
Insert something or play with your ass? Yes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? Does precum count?
Use pain as a method of playing? Never
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? Yes
When was the last time you masturbated? An hour ago
Are you wet or hard now? Leaking precum now!
Are you going to masturbate now? Very soon!
Are you a masturbation addict? Maybe
What is the most you have played in one day? 12
Are you male or female? Female
How old are you? 23
How many times a week do you masturbate? 3-5
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? 1-2
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? Yes
Outdoors? Yes
At work? Yes if this includes college restrooms
Every room in the house? Probably
In a car while traveling... ? No
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Yes
A friend? Yes
A friend's spouse? No
A stranger? Yes
A student? Yes
A member of the same sex? Yes
A past lover? Yes
What position do you play in:
On your back? Yes
Standing? Yes
Kneeling? No
Sitting? Yes
Lying on tummy? Yes
How do you play:
With left hand? Yes
With right hand? Yes
With a toy? Yes
With water from bath? Yes
Written erotica? Of course
Pictures? Yes
Movie clips online? Yes
Videos? No
Something on TV? No
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? Yes
Gay or lesbian sex? Yes
Group sex or orgies? Yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? Yes
Cumshots? Yes
Anal? Sometimes
Interracial? Sometimes
Age play? Sometimes
S&M? Sometimes
Role playing? Yes
Kinky? Guess not
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? No
A chat room dialogue? Yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes
Masturbated for the same sex? Yes
Masturbated in a group? No but curious
Masturbated for a photo? No
Masturbated for a webcam? No
Masturbated for a video? No
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Yes
Insert something or play with your ass? Yes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? Yes
Use pain as a method of playing? Did that
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? Yes
When was the last time you masturbated? 2 days ago
Are you wet or hard now? A little
Are you going to masturbate now? No too late right now
Are you a masturbation addict? Not sure
What is the most you have played in one day? Maybe 3 times
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