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7 3/4s, no lie
I remember when random internet dudes sent you messages trying to get you to talk dirty to them, the Standard Claimed Dick Length used to be nine inches. Recently it seems to have shot up to eleven or twelve. Inflation, I tells ya! It’s a terrible thing.
Seriously guys, porn has lied to you. It’s possible for us to come without having our cervixes pounded out through our lungs. Preferable, even.
On a related note, the average adult male’s ejaculation has a volume of about one teaspoon, or less. Being able to fill a condom like a water balloon would not, in reality, be a desirable trait in a partner.
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I'm 30 inches long, 4 inches thick. I've a noisy end and a bad attitude at the other.
What am I?
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"It's only seven inches, gawddamned it...but some girls like it that wide."
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Guys ... when you're asked for the girth of your cock, it means circumference - or the distance all the way round, not a mono- dimensional width across.
An average girth - from my experience - is around 4.5ins to 5.6ins. I have known one who topped a full eyewatering 8.5 inches ... but that's unusual.
Lengths from tip to scrotum vary from 5.5inches to 7ins. Though I'll bet lots of guys will boast longer. There are of course exceptions ... but from guys I've spoken to here on Lush ... nine inches and beyond is the norm. Who the hell do they think they're kidding.
As for me ... I'm 32DD ... and that's a genuine fact.
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I have size 34 C boobies.
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