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How BIG is your cock for guys and how BIG are your tits for women?

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I have just read all of this thread and it is really amusing...

Damon
6.5 inches. I measured it with my ninja turtles ruler!
I laughed so hard at this, but then to have it followed by this from Wellmademale just made my day
Lauren, those men are placing the tape measure's metal tab end inside their arses and measuring the additional three to seven inches (sometimes it's much more) which cannot possibly be inserted into anything, let alone a vagina. But since that is where the actual root of the penis resides (just before the anus) it is also true - I know this as I have looked at scientific diagrams and used this length myself many times!!!
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It's amazing to see that Lush has such a collection of men with big, thick dicks.. i am very impressed..
Oh yeah my boobies are a nice size... silly
Ice cream + Candy = Yummy
Never measured it. Would think it would "break the mood" to try to find a yardstick. My woman says too big when erect. but I'm sure thats a biased opinion. Flattery will get her everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am 7 inches
im 11inches in 4inches wide take alook at my pic iff ya wana see
OMG if I believe all the blokes and did a statistical averaging, I would be so depressed or would I!! Didn't even know until today when for some reason I measured it erect so I'm 5.75 inches or as we say 14.5cm. I really don't care I have had fun with it in the last 49 years never been a problem.
To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
Quote by sexybitch1
My tits are DDDD


its 6.5 " long and 2 " thick, love it
i am very happy with my size of about 7 1/4 inches long, and 2 1/2 wide
just under 10 inchs and its not always a good thing!
i'll let you know the length of the beast when i find a ruler big enuf.lol
Just shy of 7" long and 5.75" in girth
7.5" and i think 2.5" width
8" long and 6" girth
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im 11inches in 4inches wide take alook at my pic iff ya wana see

Yeah, so i took a look dude. I have to say.. that is the worst photoshopped pic of a cock i have seen in a long long time..
It really made my day.. thanks

Ice cream + Candy = Yummy
Quote by bassman199
Gimme a break ... some of you guys either need new glasses or new tape-measures. We're talking real-life here, not last night's wet dream.




sounds like someone is shrinking in their old age... haha
From my my macbook pro ....It starts from the end of space bar key and reaches to the #9 key ! lol
If you really want to know just msg me and I will show you
my cock is averange and shaved and very suckable and my tits are too
Hang on, I'm just checking them for you now.
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A small handful

My cock is not very big, but it has filled a few prams
I am kinda big about 8-9 inches when hard
about nine to ten. maybe inch and a half around. big head
now... where is that.....
OH! Here it is!!

Oooh, i have a great idea! I shall post a blatant lie about the size of my endowment, in the hope of pursuading the women of lush that i am man enough for them, rather than letting them make an informed decision based on the truth! Mwahaha!

I am 18.327" long flaccid, 32.49" when erect!

That ought to fool 'em!
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Oooh, i have a great idea! I shall post a blatant lie about the size of my endowment, in the hope of pursuading the women of lush that i am man enough for them, rather than letting them make an informed decision based on the truth!


You don't actually think that occurs here, do you? At Lush Stories?

18 inches, flaccid. That's gotta be a load to tote around.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
bit more than a handful
About six inches long. Not sure how thick; never measured. Been told I'm thick, though.

I know this wasn't asked, but I try to keep it shaved.
DD38's. so a handful. well bigger. much bigger.
Never measured. I am not very long. I am pretty thick. I have never had a complaint so I guess it is ok.
average 6, never felt like I was on the small side. No complaints.
6. I think thats about average
I'm halfway gone.