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Cryptic Vigilante
It's a bit hard to explain...
I generally start by grasping my right foot with my left hand. Then, depending on the situation, I put my left foot either behind my head or on my keyboard (if I'm cybering). My right hand lays on the floor, middle finger pointing North (or South-East for a different sensation). I then twist my hips slightly to 45 degree angle, while arching my torso back. That's when extra virgin olive oil comes in handy. I grasp the bottle with my teeth and pour some on my left side only (this is important). Then I flex my right arm, up and down, up and down, pause down, up and down, scream 'Ouuha!', repeat. If you're doing this correctly, your penis should rub agaisnt your left extensor carpi radialis brevis. At this point, I often open a bag of Cheetos ; my doctor told me it could lead me to get an orange penis in the long run, but I don't care. That's when the real fun begins, with the Cheetos I mean. M&Ms also work, but these are not my preference.
Anyway, that's more or less how I masturbate. Everyone is different I guess.
I generally start by grasping my right foot with my left hand. Then, depending on the situation, I put my left foot either behind my head or on my keyboard (if I'm cybering). My right hand lays on the floor, middle finger pointing North (or South-East for a different sensation). I then twist my hips slightly to 45 degree angle, while arching my torso back. That's when extra virgin olive oil comes in handy. I grasp the bottle with my teeth and pour some on my left side only (this is important). Then I flex my right arm, up and down, up and down, pause down, up and down, scream 'Ouuha!', repeat. If you're doing this correctly, your penis should rub agaisnt your left extensor carpi radialis brevis. At this point, I often open a bag of Cheetos ; my doctor told me it could lead me to get an orange penis in the long run, but I don't care. That's when the real fun begins, with the Cheetos I mean. M&Ms also work, but these are not my preference.
Anyway, that's more or less how I masturbate. Everyone is different I guess.
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Quote by SereneProdigy
It's a bit hard to explain...
I generally start by grasping my right foot with my left hand. Then, depending on the situation, I put my left foot either behind my head or on my keyboard (if I'm cybering). My right hand lays on the floor, middle finger pointing North (or South-East for a different sensation). I then twist my hips slightly to 45 degree angle, while arching my torso back. That's when extra virgin olive oil comes in handy. I grasp the bottle with my teeth and pour some on my left side only (this is important). Then I flex my right arm, up and down, up and down, pause down, up and down, scream 'Ouuha!', repeat. If you're doing this correctly, your penis should rub agaisnt your left extensor carpi radialis brevis. At this point, I often open a bag of Cheetos ; my doctor told me it could lead me to get an orange penis in the long run, but I don't care. That's when the real fun begins, with the Cheetos I mean. M&Ms also work, but these are not my preference.
Anyway, that's more or less how I masturbate. Everyone is different I guess.
I followed you're instructions until I found that I couldn't buy Cheetos over here.
The doc said 2 weeks bed rest and I'll be fine.
Cryptic Vigilante
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I followed you're instructions until I found that I couldn't buy Cheetos over here.
The doc said 2 weeks bed rest and I'll be fine.
You can still try my technique with M&Ms. If you don't want your penis to end up looking like a rainbow though, I would advise you to separate the colors of your M&Ms, depending on your preferences. Personally, I only use the blues, greens and browns.
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Quote by SereneProdigy
It's a bit hard to explain...
I generally start by grasping my right foot with my left hand. Then, depending on the situation, I put my left foot either behind my head or on my keyboard (if I'm cybering). My right hand lays on the floor, middle finger pointing North (or South-East for a different sensation). I then twist my hips slightly to 45 degree angle, while arching my torso back. That's when extra virgin olive oil comes in handy. I grasp the bottle with my teeth and pour some on my left side only (this is important). Then I flex my right arm, up and down, up and down, pause down, up and down, scream 'Ouuha!', repeat. If you're doing this correctly, your penis should rub agaisnt your left extensor carpi radialis brevis. At this point, I often open a bag of Cheetos ; my doctor told me it could lead me to get an orange penis in the long run, but I don't care. That's when the real fun begins, with the Cheetos I mean. M&Ms also work, but these are not my preference.
Anyway, that's more or less how I masturbate. Everyone is different I guess.
Can you make us a video while doing this? I'd totally watch. ;)
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Can you make us a video while doing this? I'd totally watch. ;)
No, but the position is similar to this picture. Now imagine grasping the right leg with the 'thumb up' hand, while the other hand is on the floor going up and down. And imagine Jay Leno is a bag of Cheetos. Imagine...
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It's a bit hard to explain...
I generally start by grasping my right foot with my left hand. Then, depending on the situation, I put my left foot either behind my head or on my keyboard (if I'm cybering). My right hand lays on the floor, middle finger pointing North (or South-East for a different sensation). I then twist my hips slightly to 45 degree angle, while arching my torso back. That's when extra virgin olive oil comes in handy. I grasp the bottle with my teeth and pour some on my left side only (this is important). Then I flex my right arm, up and down, up and down, pause down, up and down, scream 'Ouuha!', repeat. If you're doing this correctly, your penis should rub agaisnt your left extensor carpi radialis brevis. At this point, I often open a bag of Cheetos ; my doctor told me it could lead me to get an orange penis in the long run, but I don't care. That's when the real fun begins, with the Cheetos I mean. M&Ms also work, but these are not my preference.
Anyway, that's more or less how I masturbate. Everyone is different I guess.
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