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Random question. Got a sunburn today. A friend teasingly suggested using a cum shot instead of aloe.

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Complete silliness but curious as to others opinions. Thoughts?

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Our lives are defined by opportunities, even the ones we miss.
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I say MY cum! it wiuld definitely more pleasing for the both of us then me rubbing aloe on you
That's ridiculous. Semen has no healing or soothing properties...at least not in any medical way. Use aloe.

"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall


Use aloe for sunburn. Cum works better than aloe though, if you want to get pregnant.
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Complete silliness but curious as to others opinions. Thoughts?

Was it a guy friend? lol... think aloe is better. Does remind me of a one night stand when I was much younger... was in Florida on a vacation - hooked up with a woman who got a sunburn that day on her back - while doing her doggy style I applied some aloe on her back lol. That was a fun night.
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That's ridiculous. Semen has no healing or soothing properties...at least not in any medical way. Use aloe.


Semen can put a temporary halt to certain forms of bleeding. Stops it for nine months, if I recall...
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That's ridiculous. Semen has no healing or soothing properties...at least not in any medical way. Use aloe.


This is not entirely accurate. Semen contains both zinc and vit c. But both of those work best when consumed and in quantities.

Personally, I've always found vinegar to be much more effective than aloe.
I say take a cool shower~ not warm... and use BOTH~ 100% aloe and 100% semen (regardless if there is ANY sunburn relief factor).


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I say take a cool shower~ not warm... and use BOTH~ 100% aloe and 100% semen (regardless if there is ANY sunburn relief factor).


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i like your thinking.. btw, the semen better than aloe is a joke.
Thanks for clearing up the joke part s-10 guy. I am beginning to think my first forum topic post is an epic fail. I blame you. It was your question after all. Silly boys.

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Our lives are defined by opportunities, even the ones we miss.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
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Thanks for clearing up the joke part s-10 guy. I am beginning to think my first forum topic post is an epic fail. I blame you. It was your question after all. Silly boys.


some people need to inhale, then exhale before they post. not everything in life is serious, esp lush
blame me, im used to that