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Something About Mary!! - Wild Cum Shots??

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KenLukin
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Hiya. Okay, lots of us have seen the movie Something About Mary with Ben Stiller and Cameron Diaz. There's the priceless scene where Ben's character is jerking off in the bathroom and at that critical moment, he loses control of the goo, which happens to congeal in an unsuspecting Cameron's hair.

Has anyone had a similar experience? Unexplained hair gel, stringer off the ceiling, or dangling from a nearby picture frame?

Funny stories welcome!!

As an example, Katie came home from "shopping" one afternoon, hands filled with bags of groceries. There was a very evident dried cum wad on the upper part of her left boob.
I pointed, laughed, and said, "I hope where ever you got that it was after you went through the check-out, or you must have been getting some strange looks!"
After promptly cleaning up she giggled and said it was the unnoticed result of a quick visit to her friend, Rob, before she went shopping.
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
Not exactly unsuspecting, and not so funny, really... after a boy streamered me with cum in my bed, I ran to the bathroom to get cleaned off. I thought we were alone in the house, but as I left my bedroom, my twin is standing there in the hall while I'm stopped short in front of her, naked and covered in boycum! She wasn't amused!
Ls63563
Active Ink Slinger
One night I went out with a friend for a late late night bite to eat. Waitress said Honey it looks like the mister there missed what he was aiming at, you got a big string of cum in your hair. Cum to find out the SOB know about it and didn't tell me.