Question- Who has the worse sex life?
Answer- Santa Claus.
Question- Why?
Answer- Because he only cums once A year & then it's only, Down the chimney.
Question- Why does Santa say Ho Ho Ho.
Answer- It's not an exclamation it's an inquiry. ( Ho Ho are there any Ho's around?)
Question- Why is Santa so fat.
Answer- Not enough sex. ( He still hasn't found any Ho's)
Question Why do the reindeer's run so fast they can fly?
Answer- All the on's ( on dasher on prancer on blitzen Ect.) Their saying to themselves, Oh No! you aint jumpin on my ass.
Question- How does Santa deliver all the toy's in 1 night?
Answer- He has helpers. ( UPS, Fed X, DHL, USPS.) ( Just imagine the Logistics bills )
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OK so there you have it your Christmas Quandary
My Question to all you good little perv's out there is. After all these years of giving, Don't you think Santa deserves A break. How about instead of milk and cookies you leave him some pussy. Or at least A hand job.
OK so that's it folks, Feel free to leave your comments & maybe some holiday images.CiZKzxcrLvbkIntH