What's your view on making out in your parents bed with your bf/gf?
Not THIS little black duck! I'd be too afraid of leaving evidence!
As long as the parents weren't in the bed...
A bed is a bed is a bed. As long as you make sure you have enough time to wash the sheets and remake the bed if need be. (Unless your parents are open minded about adults having sexual needs, in which case...still no problem.)
In MY parents' bed? It would be a huge distraction and a turn-off.
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