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When was the last time you had sex? [BE HONEST]
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A few years now, unfortunately. I'm ready to play again though, if any ladies are looking for a special friend... (Hint! Hint!)
I'm a wild and Krrraaazzzy Guy!
last night I gave babe a good tongue fuck while lying on her stomach and two pillows under her to elevate her ass so i could lick it...i sucked on her asshole while i fingered her vagina and rubbed her clit with my thumb ha ha she came many times....she let me face fuck her this morning as a reward for being a good boy
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Last night and again this morning .... noy usual but I do love the taste of her pussy.
Its only kinky the first time.
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Last Thursday. I miss my boy toy *sobs*
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I promised chef I wouldn't tell....
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About 6 months and it will be some more months before I will get to it.
too bad summer is a horny period. :S
too bad summer is a horny period. :S
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Is it bad that I know the exact date of the last time I got any.....especially since it's been 3 1/2 years (January 22, 2007)?
That's not to say I haven't fooled around in that time. I just haven't had sex, not that I haven't tried.
That's not to say I haven't fooled around in that time. I just haven't had sex, not that I haven't tried.
"Nos laetus epulor qui would domito nos. (We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.)"
"Nil satis nisi optimum. (Nothing but the best will do.)"
"I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so...horny." - Sarah Michelle Gellar (Kathryn, Cruel Intentions)
"Sex is just alone time with someone else there." - Taint on The Lex And Terry Show, 11/11/09
"Stupidity isn't a crime, so you're free to go."
"I am The Devil, too. There can only be one devil. One of us must go." - Ozzy Osbourne at the end of his cover of "Sympathy For The Devil"
"Your ego is not your amigo." - Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries
"It's my world. I'm just letting you live here." - Mandy, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
"Nil satis nisi optimum. (Nothing but the best will do.)"
"I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so...horny." - Sarah Michelle Gellar (Kathryn, Cruel Intentions)
"Sex is just alone time with someone else there." - Taint on The Lex And Terry Show, 11/11/09
"Stupidity isn't a crime, so you're free to go."
"I am The Devil, too. There can only be one devil. One of us must go." - Ozzy Osbourne at the end of his cover of "Sympathy For The Devil"
"Your ego is not your amigo." - Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries
"It's my world. I'm just letting you live here." - Mandy, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
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A couple of hours ago
I went to go and get my paper this morning and the girl in the shop needed some help in the stock room.
We have been flirting for ages and it just happened
I went to go and get my paper this morning and the girl in the shop needed some help in the stock room.
We have been flirting for ages and it just happened
Loving life
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Four years ago.
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15 minutes ago, 5th time tonight and a healthy 15 times for the week...
NICE!..
NICE!..
And somewhere, between when you said “I would never leave you”....And when you said “I can’t stay here anymore”....My heart got caught in the crossfire of all your words....
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I cant remember its been so long unless you count my hand and but plug then right now
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I can honestly say never
June 9th!
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Any girls in the uk want to take my virginity ? Email me :P
wanna try? lol joking.
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This morning(early), last night I was at a sports bar I go every so often, before I had time to tell my buddy I quit drinking he had already made my "usuall" drink, I paid him, but told him to give it to the chick sitting on the stool next to where I was standing, without even looking at her I went to our table and had a burger. When we got up to leave she stoped me, we got to talking a bit, I drove her home and stayed there. Acting like you don't care what happens works wonders.
I'm always perving...
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Wednesday...and i am jonesin' for it already
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hmmm only hours ago...what can i say i need it like air
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Oh I don't know mabye just about half an hour ago. I don't know can't tell with my hangover.
Car quand le soleil brille de ses rayons d'or sur votre beauté, il ya rien que je puisse le comparer à. Vous êtes l'âme de mon cœur et la joie de mon amour. Vous êtes le jour de ma nuit et doux à mon aigre. Nous serons toujours ensemble pour toujours et à jamais jusqu'à la fin des temps. Puissions-nous vivre ensemble une vie éternelle, car je ne peut pas se permettre de vous perdre.
-Николаевна Романова
-Николаевна Романова
but it's alright because the Hubby will be home in about 20min 
