I'm not jealous of her earnings Annoyed by the whole hype of it.
Just that the whole story is absurd. Christian is abusive by nature "blaming it on his own abusvie childhood" and Anastasia is a silly little airhead bimbo who occassionally throws in some slapdash word from a thesaurus besides the "Holy Crap/Shit" and Inner Goddess. And only sticks around because Christian is God on Earth.
And women swoon over it. I am going to admit I read it until Anastasia lost her virginity and I couldn't read on. It was just tragic.
Though a friend did read to me the Tampon Scene.
Good for EL James for turning fanfiction into a bankable story.
Why am I picturing the girl dropping the iPad in the tub, frying herself and then a couple of days later you have the conservatives going out on the podium saying porn kills? I'm gonna go back to my padded cell...