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Ride that bull, Birdie!
Huh? Sorry, I stepped off the planet for a minute...Yeah, I would like to ride, the, um, bull...mmm hmm.
I miss Carl's Jr. Hamburgers. I used to get them in San Diego. Now I'm In San Antonio and they aren't out here, at least not as far as I have seen.

I remembered it as soon as that ad started. They had some great ads too.

I loved the one where there is an office full of guys watching a girl in a white shirt eating a hamburger, betting whether she gets any on her.
mmmm....makes me want a burger...realll baddd......LOL!!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Oh, yeah sure. She eats that burger. Then let's all go watch her stick her finger down her throat.
I'm sure it's been months since that slim model has had a juicy, fat burger like that.
months? YEARS!! LOL
sounds more accurate chef...LOL!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
I look like that ....

The horse I mean't
LOL! don't say that D.....your pool pic says different......LOL!.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
I wish my wife would ride me like that. Sometimes I have to pour cold water on her to wake her up.
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I wish my wife would ride me like that. Sometimes I have to pour cold water on her to wake her up.


Have you tried offering her a burger? jk

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LMAO@Tech!!! That was a good one.


Tell her you'll be Burger King and "have it my way".