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embarassing moment
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lol...exactlly rocco!
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I hate those stupid cellphones. She's fit though. I was expecting some nips action by the freezers but alas, no.
Funny stuff though fystee
Funny stuff though fystee
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It's funny because my brother in law wears that damn ear piece thing all the time. It cocnstantly looks like he is talking to himself! Then there are those times when your not sure if he is talking to you or not.....lol
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Problem is, that is happening all the time.
I've done it to people I thought were talking to me.
OOPS.
I've done it to people I thought were talking to me.
OOPS.
In case y'all couldn't tell, I have a bit of a temper shall we say? I walked into Blockbuster the other day and someone was answering one of those and said, Hello. So I said hello back. They looked at me, gave me a dirty look and kept talking. I said Asshole. And kept walking. and yes, they heard me.
Well, I was in a casino playing slot machines one night. I very beautiful and I thought quite forward young lady came up nearby and began talking to me in a very sexual way. I looked at her and she looked right into my eyes and smiled then asked me if I really wanted her to go down on me.
"What?"
She gave me a funny look and then smiled again.
"I'd do that you know. Right where you are right now." She went on.
I was stunned.
"I can't, though you are tempting. I'm married and my wife is around here somewhere." I replied.
"JERK. LOOK, I hafta go, some dirty ol pervert is listening in."
She gave me a real dirty look and turned to stomp off. As she did I got in my lick...
"Miss?"
"What?"
"You really should... GET A FUCKING REAL PHONE AND NOT ACT SO SURPRISED WHEN PEOPLE REACT TO WHAT THEY THINK IS YOU TALKING TO THEM. BITCH!"
She blushed then gave me the finger.
"In your dreams honey."
I was embarrassed too, but damn, with her hair hanging low over her ear there was no way to see that she was on one of those 'ear' phones.
"What?"
She gave me a funny look and then smiled again.
"I'd do that you know. Right where you are right now." She went on.
I was stunned.
"I can't, though you are tempting. I'm married and my wife is around here somewhere." I replied.
"JERK. LOOK, I hafta go, some dirty ol pervert is listening in."
She gave me a real dirty look and turned to stomp off. As she did I got in my lick...
"Miss?"
"What?"
"You really should... GET A FUCKING REAL PHONE AND NOT ACT SO SURPRISED WHEN PEOPLE REACT TO WHAT THEY THINK IS YOU TALKING TO THEM. BITCH!"
She blushed then gave me the finger.
"In your dreams honey."
I was embarrassed too, but damn, with her hair hanging low over her ear there was no way to see that she was on one of those 'ear' phones.