Jillicious Active Ink Slinger 3 Aug 2010 That was hilarious! I may need some of that sex tape. I've got a rod that needs some support in the back. Thousands of user submitted stories removed from the site. You are nothing without your users or their freely submitted stories.
mercianknight Active Ink Slinger 3 Aug 2010 freaking brilliant!!! "Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element "If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw