but seriously, now, is there something you'd like to sit down and talk about? Perhaps we should sit on my meditating mat and bathe in the aura of my Fen Shui to discuss what angers you. Maybe get naked?
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw